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Panther person. You make me purrrrrrr.

No way Jose. I hate it when Vipey says that to me when I ask him for some roughin lovin. It makes me sad. But not too sad. I expect it out of you immature kids here. You people need to get lives. Like me.

Oh my little Turbie how I've miss-ed thee. No, honey I am for real. As real as real can get. And right now I am burning for you. Can't get to you though so you will have to come to me. My Maxx is back in the shop again. More sunshade issues. Damn. Them. To. He.L.L. I must visit you though. And Joshie. I'll get a rental car. By the way, I get more tail than one.

Yours truly.

Gay people? Evil? Only. If you consider being hot a sin. If so, say some Our Fathers for me because I'm the devil. Devil with the 'Bu dress on. Some of you children (or chillin' as folks may say) may refer to me as too legit to quit and you would be right. I cannot stop my raw sex appeal and for that. I apologize. I can't help myself. Especially down here in the WPB. Sex appeal counts and that makes me the number line. Panther person, show us yer pics. *love*

Too many older men. My young sexies are growing older. I am growing too. Only one more year to be deflowered Paulie. You be my Paul and I will be your Paula. Hey, Hey Paulie. I wanna marry you. Hey, Hey Paulie. I want to have you in my 'Bu.

Are you Donne yet? Oh I made myself a funny. I am so witty. Much moreso than the youngin here, agree? So immature which makes them good to invite to my MAXX but not good enough to talk to. I need a mature mind with a young face. I've seen your tantalizing snaps, Chrissy and yum you have got my lens telescoping.

Only if Joshiepoo tags along. He can dress up like Wendy. Or better yet Pipi Longstockings. We can make ourselves a double stack. Ocn can join too and we'll make it a triple. And we need. A side of BiViper. I love that kind of shake. Where's my Turbie?

I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

SciGuyofMine dont be so coy. You can't fit me in a box. Though I do wrap it before I tap it. Joshie Joshie Joshiepoo If you were gone what would I do? Please don't travel very far Or wreck your pretty boytoy car For if you end up stuck in traction I won't get any Pontiaction I am so glad you are 22 Oh if only you realize what I'd do I'd grab your stick and ram that clutch Shift it hard, but it won't hurt much I'd stiff my springs but before its lost I'd clean and flush out your exhaust VenVen drives me super wild And BiViper looks just like a child :AH-HA_wink: Oldsmoboi is a sexy beast NOS is yummy none the least All those Cali boys to keep in stock You know I would want to touch their Crocs :AH-HA_wink: So many hotties on C&G But Joshie is the one for me I want to party with you soon We'll meet in a seedy motel room I'll bring chablis and play the sax Then I'll make you a man up in my MAXX With hopes we'll meet up very soon I'll leave you with my favorite tune

Did somebody ask for me? Joshiepoo? Off to Autoweek to post more garbage.

Here is mine you sexy rascals. I love my wallpaper. Sometimes I go through a whole box of kleenex just looking at it.

Be still my heart. Too many hotties. Too little time. I need a cold shower with Joshie. All so young too. Fly is right. Vipey looks 12 and that shifts my tranny. Speaking of trannies I picked one up in the BuBu yesternight. Heshe looked like my Joshie so I had to give it a whirl. Panther person, I have a riddle for you You are hot stuff comin through You do me and I do you Tonight up in my Malibu PM me sweetie

Oh my little C&G honeys. Yall know who my crush is on. If not here are three clues. He lives in MI He drives a gay car His name begins with J Yes munchkins its my Joshiepoo. We can put Devil Without A Cause in the ugly, hard dash of my BuBu (not the only thing in it that is hard) and Kid Rock your world. I have a bootleg of Brokeback Mountain we can pop in the DVD player, Ocn so join us sweetie. Speaking of popping in things and Mountin', Vipey my buttercheeks you dont return my PMs. No. Not. PMS. Bri. Grow. Up. Vipey needs to join us. We will have a foursome and what fun it will be. I promise you some 240SE(x). Anyone else hot and young. Can join us. In the WPB. Now. Need more Prilosec.

You all know what I want. My Joshies. Oh and Ocn, too you handsome devil. When are us three going to get Brokeback on each other? More like Poke in the Back, right Joshie? Vipy can join in too. You sexy lil vixen. Its going to get hot. Very hot. So hot you will think. Its. A. Fiero. Oh, God, this makes we want a hot dog real bad. Steam one up for me, Joshiepoopoo.

Ocn, get in touch with me cutie. I'm anxious to reinact some scenes. In my Malibu-cu-ca-choo.

I like to drive hard and fast and right behind the guy in front of me. Joshiepoo knows how I do it. Every. Night. In my Malibu. Everyone tailgates down here. They. Get. Really. Close to my BuBu and I've been tapped in the rear several times. I don't mind though. Joshie needs to tap my Malibooty with his Solstice.

Joshypoo I got a booboo, you want to kiss it and make it better? Then you can take me for a ride, afterwards maybe we can go for one in the Solstice. And yellow dart, when are you going to let me play with your dart?

After we go for one in my MAXX.

I'll let Joshypoo shave me anytime.

Before I fell off the ladder and hurt myself, I was a sexy gay man, now I'm a sexy gay man with crutches who gets sympathy head.

Its disturbing that Josh hasn't given me a ride in his Solstice even though I've given him many drunken rides in my MAXX, even though my knee was in bad shape.

Joshypoo, when are you going to give me a ride?

But. The. Sunshades. Are. Still. Lousy. Malie-poo.

Where is my Joshypoo?