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Oracle of Delphi

Joke of the day!

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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not that type of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now for "after the marriage" you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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A husband and wife were going at it one night and he asked if he could @#$ in her ear.

She said, "NO! I might go deaf!"

He replies, "I @#$ in your mouth all the time and you haven't shut up."

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A husband and wife were going at it one night and he asked if he could @#$ in her ear.

She said, "NO! I might go deaf!"

He replies, "I @#$ in your mouth all the time and you haven't shut up."

Sadly, an old girl friend of mine told me a story about picking up a guy, taking him home only to have him try to stick it in her ear. She didn't even ask questions, just kicked him out. :rolleyes:

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Sadly, an old girl friend of mine told me a story about picking up a guy, taking him home only to have him try to stick it in her ear. She didn't even ask questions, just kicked him out. :rolleyes:

:rotflmao:
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Ha, that was cute. :AH-HA_wink:
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