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I AM DUCKIN' FRUNK! COMPANY XMAS PARTY!!!! THOSE DAMN FREE SCREWDRIVERS!!!!!!

AM I SPELLING RIGHT? YOU KNOW I WILL CHECK damn caps, sorry boys and girls------------------ bed now sleepy shut up!
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Allrighty, Blackviper... HYE you guys i sware im sooooo fuckin''' d'runk rite now. omg lest so go and do shitt ne1 still wannnt to 2 bye bmy grand ama?/???:.;' it rrrrujns goooooooooood an i wan to buy a n8ither car so bye saguiptu now..........................
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after the party we went to a comedy club, man. it was funny dude. I hope this water i drank keeps me from getting a headache. Edited by ocnblu
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Cool... sounds like you had fun. That's a good thing and I'm sure you have uit under control, everything in moderation! [homer] All work and no play make Homer something, something.... [marge] Go crazy? [homer] Don't mind if I do! :wacko: :lol: Edited by Sixty8panther
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after the party we went to a comedy club, man.  it was funny dude.  I hope this water i drank keeps me from getting a headache.

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VERY VERY true! All a bad hangover is, massive dehydration from all taht alcohol.
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My turn will come in the next week or 2 as far as drinking too much at a company Christmas party. Did that last year.
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VERY VERY true! All a bad hangover is, massive dehydration from all taht alcohol.

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a lot of it is, but a lot of it is also a result of toxicity and alcohol withdrawal.
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Ugh, I'll be moving pretty slowly today. Got a bit of a headache and some cottonmouth, bleh. I think I danced with our secretary last night, and kissed her no tongue. Don't know where her boyfriend was... he's a coworker too. It's so odd to dance with someone because you never look at each other, you're both too busy shaking your groove thing for your audience.

I need more water, or maybe grapefruit juice.
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I've been fortunate to never have a hangover.. I think once I got close, I had a dull headache. But since I can never sleep through the night (thanks insomnia!), I'm always up drinking water and peeing--helps bigtime. Not that I've had a single sip of alcohol in the LONGEST time! <_< Well, maybe I should go to my work christmas party and get drunk and puke on the principal? Nah... would never happen--I never puke LOL
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You could walk up to him or her and stick your finger down your throat. That might work if you're really determined. :AH-HA_wink:
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You could walk up to him or her and stick your finger down your throat.  That might work if you're really determined. :AH-HA_wink:

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He's not worth my puke LOL

Feeling any better blu?
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:P

Yup Paulie, thanks. I had some nice milk. My headache is dulling down now. There is snow on the ground. It's a perfect day for hibernation, with periodic peeks out the window. Of course, it'd be nice to snuggle with someone too.
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[b]I think I danced with our secretary last night, and kissed her no tongue.

This isn't the chick that was 'after' you, was it?? I take it from earlier posts that even drunk, you wouldn't go there if it was her...
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:blush:

Yup, that's her.  She later passed out on her boyfriend's shoulder in the comedy club.

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rut roh....

"luuuucy (or in this case 'blu") you got some sssplaining ta do" Edited by CD/BP
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Nothing to worry about, believe me. I wish I could have kissed a different person last night... but, alas... :( Edited by ocnblu
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Allrighty, Blackviper...

HYE you guys i sware im sooooo fuckin''' d'runk rite now. omg lest so go and do shitt ne1 still wannnt to 2 bye bmy grand ama?/???:.;' it rrrrujns goooooooooood an i wan to buy a n8ither car so bye saguiptu now..........................

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The sad part is... that sounds almost exactly like me when I try to post drunk. :D Anyways, glad you had some fun blu and I hope that headache has gone away by now... :P My next drunk post will probably come on New Year's... Get ready... :lol:

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