An older woman

[daves87rs]

I thought you guys might enjoy this one....

A guy met an older woman in a bar. They drank and flirted and he decided she was pretty hot for a fifty-five-year-old. As they exchanged a passionate kiss, she whispered in his ear: "Have you ever had a mother and daughter together?"

"No" he answered. "But it's something I've always fantasized about"

"Well, tonight could just be your lucky night." she said, knocking back another double vodka.

Scarcely able to contain himself, he went back to her place. She turned the key in the door, put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

[Blake Noble]

Thangs that makeya go "buhhhhh."

[FAPTurbo]

Things that make me go slantyface. :/

[daves87rs]