Intrepidation

I learned that Toyotas actually hold up well in a face off against poop.

Photos of nature piss you off?

That's not zen you're feeling.

You have poor artistic taste.

I've seen better photos.

But if you shove a Toyota up your asshole...

This isn't news...we've known about it for a while. hell I think it was even posted here.

I think it needs a few more.

Also, another friend swore his brother made a crap that smelt like blueberries...however I can neither confirm nor deny this.

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

Captain Picard (at least that's what it sounds like) says Pontiac is EXCITEMENT!!!

For a mere $21,000 and a few modifications, you could give it a hell of an engine.

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

I like the current IS, the LS, and the GS pre MCE. They are pretty handsome looking cars. +3 Toyota.

Oh man, with fake wood on the sides and everything!

MOAR EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I think one of the admins has the site backed up on their computer. Perhaps it's there.

Why the hell would you have a TV mounted in the trunk? So the cop you pulled your dumb ass over can watch TV? Or so you and your friends can look retarded standing over the car staring at the tiny screen? It was a Toyota, now it's poop.

Good point, the one car that Toyota made that was really cool. The prices for those things are ridiculous though.

From what I heard the came from northern Asia and migrated won North America to South America. This is too intelligent and dignified for this thread though, so we'll have to discuss it somewhere else.

Poop and related fart jokes entertain your friends. Toyotas entertain no one. +1 poop

Even Native American isn't native. They came from Asian via the Strait of Gibraltar. They were simply here sooner than Europeans.