Cory Wolfe

Working in a pharmacy, I've come to appreciate the terms "hold, please."

They're better off than Chrysler...

*as flames begin to mysteriously rise from what is known as the beast*

1988? 1990?! 1995?!?!

One word: Quad4. There is no such thing as reliability with one.

I agree. If my Mom could learn to drive one, it's certainly not rocket science.

Live reveal video: This car is hot, pure and simple.

Uh... More like a Corvette?

I don't like this guy because of that statement.

The exterior is decent for what it is, can't really complain except for how odd the front fender/A-pillar area looks. The interior.. well.. besides the attractive gauges, surround and steering wheel, its quite horrid. Sure... its functional and has a NAV system, but it looks like ass.

I love this car. I'll tell you why... It gives me alot to bitch about. The front fascia is a complete failure, the rear fascia has far too many random lines, the wheels look overly small, the wheel flares are too big and flat, and the body is essentially the same. This car is a mess. It's not understated like the previous TSX, it's not beautiful like the TL... Even the RL (before the botched face lift) is a better looking car.

Needless to say, I love it.

Oh wow... That is... different. If it weren't for the horrid front fascia and the wheel flares that are just flat and huge, it wouldnt look so bad. The body and interior are pretty good while the rear is decent, atleast.

The Cutlass is the biggest waste of money, there could ever be... And, bitch please, I only pay $2.19 for my frappachinos and they are wonderful things.

My friend is a self proclaimed homophobic gay man.

Nah... That's not correct until you change the Hummer to a Cutlass.

Sort of sounds like communism.

Well then, that explains it.

I grew up a half hour from where you did and corndogs are no where to be found. Not only have I never had one, I've never seen one.

Crossovers are out for me, as well. I'm only considering vehicles with just enough ground clearance to tackle speed bumps and the occasional curb. GTI's are alright, but probably too much of a risk for me.

Anything that's not a truck or SUV is open for consideration.

You never know... Europeans are just sexual, right? They go every which way. Guys, gals, the occasional sheep... Well, he's not completely off with that satirical statement.

Oh, you're more of a twink sort of guy...

Hmm...

I know the feeling. Although, I do have a thing for luxury, just more along the lines of BMW than Cadillac.