The curse almost hit me twice today. I went to the store to get something, and some old lady in a handicapped spot starts to reverse just as I'm passing her. I slammed on the brakes and the horn reflexively, and I swear, she came just an inch from backing into me. She drove back into the space and I drove off and parked. She was however nice enough to come up to me after I parked and apologize, so there was no hard feelings. I said it was alright, no problem, and we both carried on.
Then later on tonight, I was going to my mothers house, when I was stuck behind a slow driver in moderate traffic (30 in a 45...he was on his cellphone of course). So finally an opening comes up and I overtake him, but as I straighten out, some stupid bitch in a Malibu CUTS ACROSS THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC AND SLOWS TO A CRAWL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I slammed on my brakes hit the horn and the high beams as she decided to flip me off, and then cut to the next lane of traffic. I got pissed off and decided to follow her, as she turned down a street. I pulled up next to her at the next red light and she's about 16 or 17, with a carload of other girls. I started yelling at her to watch where she was going, she almost hit me and that she's lucky I wasn't a cop, or else she'd be in real trouble. So what's this stupid bitch do? She returns with a VERY slurred "f@#k you, stupid faggot!" and throws a full Taco Bell cup through my open window, exploding on me, my seats and everything---and as luck would have it, it's Hawwaiian Punch, something bright red and very staining. She immediately peels out from the intersection RUNNING A RED LIGHT, and drives off as fast as she can.
Oh you can bet the Newport Beach Police are looking for her tonight!