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Satty

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  1. And whaaaats the deal with airline food?
  2. Substantial profits have been missing longer.
  3. Poop....+.....1.....I guess
  4. As I said before, my Toyota smells of lilac, poo doesn't. Toyota +1
  5. You going to re-do that this year? I'd love to see how many people followed through.
  6. "Thoughtfully placed" while showing the steering wheel covered in buttons. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. You FAIL! EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!! must always be BOLDED and ITALICIZED. Otherwise you're disrespecting the EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!! brand.
  8. That died quickly. Speaking of which.... A Toyota will last for years, decades even, with proper care. Poop will decompose withina matter of days, no matter what kind of care is taken. Toyota +1
  9. Those had better be lols of EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!, mister!
  10. We could probably start a "Pontiac is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!! thread, but then somone would ruin it by posting a Trans Am, which I would point out is nothing more than a Camaro with a bunch of plastic tacked on, which others would disagree with and it would quit being fun.
  11. ENTUSIASMO!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher. Toyotas are available in a range of colors. +1 Toyota
  13. Fake wood FTW!!!! I'd be rollin in a fake Woodie right now if it had, you know, an engine.
  14. Ultimate EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Click You can decide if its a Toyota or poo. I sure as hell cant.
  16. So much EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it cant keep its hood closed! (Seriously, WTF? Did they not close it all the way or are the gaps that huge? It looks like it'll fly open above 60mph)
  17. Go for a spin in a Turbo Supra. Even that one moron (you know who I'm talking about) would be entertained.
  18. There is no shame in going and buying a Toyota. There is much shame in going and buying poop. Unless you're a farmer. Or maybe an amateur gardener. Toyota +0.75
  19. Poop has never been rebadged as a Pontiac. +1 poop
  20. I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.
  21. I'll never forget an article I read years ago online. It was originally from one of the newspapers in Detroit. Someone described Pontiac's styling as, "They ran a fork down the side of a clay model of a Chevy."
  22. I dont know, the whole idea disgusts me. Its supposedly really good, and really expensive.
  23. This is so much EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!! that your heart might explode!
  24. There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.
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