Satty

But I hate my job even more. I've got an interview this afternoon, I'm hoping for the best because ongoing asininity (apparently thats a real word) at work is going to turn me into an alcoholic.

Sarah

Yeah, the SS trim available on many Chevy models doesn't fit that at all.

Whoopty-doo, you also paid like half sticker and cost GM thousands of dollars. And thats the most childish thing ever, its seriously like a 3rd grader's reotort. 3rd Grader: You called me dumb....but.....my dad can beat up your dad gm4life: You mocked my favorite brand's longtime tag line....so.....I'm going to put an arbitrary minimum on the number of cylinders your car has to have in order to be considered a "car guy." And just for the record, the LeSabre currently has 16 cylinders, its just that none of them are actually in the car at the moment.

Learned that piano players at bars hate it when you walk in the door and request Piano Man. And that bars are already full of drunk people at 8:30 on a Thursday night, which makes a pleasant evening very difficult And that the Prius is a chick magnet

Boston

Want to hear something really sad? I had actually forgotten about that thread. It was very overshadowed by the EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! thread, which is a shame, because the poop-Toyota thread had some good moments.

I've learned many things. Most importantly, I've learned that I can start a hilarious meme that takes up multiple pages in a thread, then gets its own thread, currently at four pages, and likely to grow. I also learned that my fiancee can tell I haven't shaved by talking to me on the phone. 'Twas either a very good guess, or she could hear my facial foliage brushing against the phone. Finally, I learned that if I need clean boxers, they're on the back of the sofa.

People listen to the radio? Seriously? Have we time-warped back to 1943? Maybe thats why conservatives control radio airwaves, their listeners are afraid of that newfangled talkin' picture technology.

Well the Clubman has been around for decades. The SUV is pretty ridiculous.

Things change, and things have to be looked at for what they are not what they used to be. That said, I have no idea if RuPaul ever had it chopped off.

RuPaul had a penis once, too.

Way ahead of ya, cap'n.

EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats how you do it.

AND Get it right people.

If gas shoots back up to the obscene range and I can get a crazy-huge trade-in on the Prius, I'll take it, but I'll demand a model car as part of the deal.

Dont bite your friends

On Booble, I assume.

And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints in the sand, because Jesus was giving me a piggy back ride.

Want to know what I always thought was funny? Pontiac used the "Wider is Better" slogan all those years when the comparable Chevrolets were, in fact, wider.

Back when gas was $4/gallon, I wanted to see if I could get a dealership to trade me a new Cobalt and a new Colorado for the Prius. I bet that with some haggling, I could have gotten a Colorado Extended Cab, an Aveo, a t-shirt and a Chevy hat.

Yo Gabba Gabba

No rectal-vents?

And whaaaats the deal with airline food?