Everything posted by Satty
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GM disbands unit that creates high-performance vehicles
Substantial profits have been missing longer.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Poop....+.....1.....I guess
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
As I said before, my Toyota smells of lilac, poo doesn't. Toyota +1
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
You going to re-do that this year? I'd love to see how many people followed through.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
"Thoughtfully placed" while showing the steering wheel covered in buttons. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
You FAIL! EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!! must always be BOLDED and ITALICIZED. Otherwise you're disrespecting the EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!! brand.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
That died quickly. Speaking of which.... A Toyota will last for years, decades even, with proper care. Poop will decompose withina matter of days, no matter what kind of care is taken. Toyota +1
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
Those had better be lols of EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!, mister!
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
We could probably start a "Pontiac is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!! thread, but then somone would ruin it by posting a Trans Am, which I would point out is nothing more than a Camaro with a bunch of plastic tacked on, which others would disagree with and it would quit being fun.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
ENTUSIASMO!!!!!!!!!!
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher. Toyotas are available in a range of colors. +1 Toyota
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
Fake wood FTW!!!! I'd be rollin in a fake Woodie right now if it had, you know, an engine.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
Ultimate EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Click You can decide if its a Toyota or poo. I sure as hell cant.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
So much EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it cant keep its hood closed! (Seriously, WTF? Did they not close it all the way or are the gaps that huge? It looks like it'll fly open above 60mph)
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Go for a spin in a Turbo Supra. Even that one moron (you know who I'm talking about) would be entertained.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
There is no shame in going and buying a Toyota. There is much shame in going and buying poop. Unless you're a farmer. Or maybe an amateur gardener. Toyota +0.75
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Poop has never been rebadged as a Pontiac. +1 poop
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
I'll never forget an article I read years ago online. It was originally from one of the newspapers in Detroit. Someone described Pontiac's styling as, "They ran a fork down the side of a clay model of a Chevy."
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
I dont know, the whole idea disgusts me. Its supposedly really good, and really expensive.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
This is so much EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!! that your heart might explode!
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
A Toyota got me to class this morning, poop got me out of class this morning. We'll call that a draw.
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USA vs The World
Only an idiot insists that everyone has to have RWD and that anyone with a FWD car is they themselves an idiot.