Satty

I bet thats not the first time you've had to reassure someone of that.

Way back in the day, when I was delivering, I got stuck in a line of southbound traffic waiting for the police to lift a barricade they had set up for a parade or something. So instead of waiting like a normal person, I turned right into a parking lot, shot back to the other entrance to the lot, gunned it to get into the northbound lane, in the process forcing a minivan to slam on their brakes, then I made a quick right turn to get on a side street so I could take an alternate route. All this with a handful of police officers no more than 300 feet away. To make matters worse, I had the goofy "Pizza Hut" sign on my car that day. Apparently one of the cops decided to call the manager on duty to tattle on me or something. The part thr cop apparently stressed to her was that my running through the parking lot was illegal. Your post made me think of cutting through gas stations instead of waiting in line to make a right hand turn, which reminded me of that.

I'll yield, but wont always come to a complete stop.

I was about to do it via paypal earlier, then I thought to myself, "Self, wouldn't it be fantastic to send a money order in the name of Dick Hertz?"

Well this sucks, the temp is going to stay in the 50's tonight, its not going to get stupid cold after the sun goes down, so I actually have to go out and do stuff tonight. We're gonna go see Seinfeld perform, then probably stroll around the art walk downtown. Sitting home watching basketball would be so much easier.

If only it had clear taillights.

Unfortunately, yes.

I've lived in MO long enough to tell you that the people outside of the urban areas are backwoods rednecks not worthy of life.

Paypal or snail mail, you pick your payment option under "My Controls"

I'll be seeing enough of that in a few weeks.

No pr0n in Rated R, no deal.

Its 65 and sunny out. I've been in-and-out all day, and its the kind of day that makes me wish we had a convertible. Maybe when I go out later, I'll take the wagon and drop all the windows. Well, all the windows that currently work.

I'm sure GM appreciates all of the new car purchases you've made.

It was 60 yesterday, going to be in the high 50's today, mid 60's tomorrow. The 10-day forecast has a few days with high temps in the 40's and even snow flurries on Valentine's Day, but I'll be in Texas where it should be nice and warm.

I always thought Canadian auto sales were a myth, that Canadians traveled in wood barrels pulled by moose.

Syracuse

Viable, thats like profitable but not necessarily making a profit, right? If the credit market stays frozen, 50,000 will probably be on the high side. I hope everyone enjoys the 5th Gen, 'cause I dont see a 6th Gen.

Thats fantastic.

Can I pee on it?

This state is dumb. I went to go get some Sudafed, which requires giving the pharmacist a photo id, filling out some paperwork and getting run through the computer. After he sold it to me, I told him that I'm not making meth, I just needed my coke fix. He didn't find it as funny as I did.

So if I throw a bunch of California grass in the air and let it rain down upon me, I'm taking a golden shower?

porn (I totally took a video of my wang with my camcorder)

No, thats Detroit, nowhere near CA.

Texas blows, I plan on peeing on as much of the state as possible.

Isn't it a little early to be drinking?