Satty

More EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

Pontiac will get one or two models, become even less relevant than it is now (I assume thats possible) and be dead by 2020. Saturn had a definition, a direction, GM just messed with it. Pontiac has been rebadging Chevrolets for 30 years. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!! anyone?

You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Prius smells better Prius +1 (Mine smells of lilac, its awesome!)

halitosis (I imagine this is why Trina cant find a decent woman)

Yet oddly, Saturn had strong sales of those plastic paneled loser mobiles. It wasn't until they started offering generic GM stuff that they fell off.

Its basically upright waterboarding.

I couldn't find it.

Sounds like syphilis to me.

You should all practice "Gay Thursday." Basically, on a Thursday, you act really, really gay, and get others to act extremely gay as well.

I've been near Alabama. Being near that hellhole is enough for me. My travels outside the U.S. are limited to some time in Canada, nothing great, nothing horrible, and a week in Mexico. Mexico has some beautiful beaches. But inside the U.S. I've been around a bit, but only 3 cities really stand out in my mind. In reverse order: 3. Washington D.C. (I'm a huge history nerd) 2. New Orleans (Gorgeous city, very vibrant) 1. Chicago (The only city that matters) I've also been to some pretty terrible places, so here is my list of the worst places in America: The entire state of Illinois outside of Chicago The entire state of Iowa The entire state of Nebraska The entire state of Indiana outside of Indianapolis The states of Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Arkansas Special mention to the cities of Flint, MI and Detroit. There is nothing like constantly ducking and wondering if your Kevlar vest needs its own Kevlar vest.

Heinricy retired. No big loss, its not like they're canning the engineers, they're keeping them in the company, so they can come back if GM becomes financially viable.

The CTS is pretty good looking, but is it going to steal sales from the 3er coupe, 6er coupe or E-Class coupe?

If you've got an problem with socialism, I recommend you quit cashing those unemployment checks.

I only crossed one line? I must be losing my touch. I knew I should have kept the cannibalistic and racial elements in there.

There are no worthwhile local stations. I'm so glad I'm out of the LeSabre as a daily driver. AM/FM only was killing me. After the heart transplant, my next move is definitely audio.

GM comes to mind when I see an Astra or Aura (the Aura really is just a blatant G6 rebadge) but the original S-cars and even the ION dont really have a GM corporate vibe to them.

I know where you can find a silver A8. Its been sitting in someone's front yard with a "For Sale" sign in the window since at least October.

retriever (my friend's golden is named Jake)

I could see Saturn spinning off and going back to the original concept.

I like it.

contact (I just took mine out, my eyes totally 'gasm'd)

Oddly, I live in a small town, and there is a guy I'd like to punch in the face (or at least tell off) and I haven't run into him around town. I think he might be hiding from me.

smack a little booty up with my belt