Satty

Oddly, I live in a small town, and there is a guy I'd like to punch in the face (or at least tell off) and I haven't run into him around town. I think he might be hiding from me.

smack a little booty up with my belt

whip

pubes

You have no idea. Over the years, I've had plenty of people whose names I didn't bother to learn, so they just got descriptions. Like "Generic tool" "Strange looking troll chick" and "Hot body, weird face chick."

Wow, this thread reminds me of driving across Missouri. You've got some interesting stuff at the ends (pg 1-2, 5/K.C. & StL) with a bunch of retarded, inbred crap in the middle. I'm glad the SHO is coming back, Ford has been doing some cool, interesting stuff. Boohoo, its AWD, WAAAA. I'm pretty sure nobody at Ford is going to lose sleep over pissing off a guy whose monthly income wouldn't cover the average monthly payment on a Mustang V6.

Nickelback, it seems nobody ever plays Nickelback anymore. Oh, wait, its not opposite day. A week or so ago, I checked 3 different stations, all 3 were playing a different Nickelback song.

EXCITEMENT!!!?????

izquierdo

Um 1/3 of my fleet is GM. The other 2/3 are vehicles in classes GM doesn't sell. If GM wants my money, make something reasonably close to what I want. It doesn't have to be a BOF, RWD, V8, pillarless hardtop, just make an attempt at competing with cars others market successfully. But instead they keep rebadging Chevys with split grills and calling them EXCITEMENT.

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Still trolling for cash?

Chuck Norris performs late term abortions on the mentally handicapped teenage girls he rapes. Offensive? Probably, but no less funny than any other Chuck Norris joke.

True, unless we're talking about GM's bottom line.

I'm sure huge discounts will kick in sometime around 2011. And, and LEFT!

Fiero

Whose idea was it to accelerate the GMT-900 programs? 'Cause that was a pretty bad idea in hindsight, probably wasn't the best idea at the time either.

I saw a red C5 today, it was gorgeous.

10-day forecast from weather.com Sunday-High 58, AM showers Monday-High 65, T-showers/wind Tuesday-High 70, Mostly cloudy/windy Wednesday-High 48, showers Thursday-High 50, Partly Cloudy Friday-High 50, Mostly Cloudy Saturday-High 46, showers Sunday-High 43, Partly Cloudy Monday-High 42 Showers Tuesday-High 43, Partly Cloudy Is it just a coincidence that the weather starts getting crappy again the day I leave town?

The Prius no longer has a front plate ('cause it no longer has parrt of the front bumper) so camera equipped lights are no prob for me.

Did your Cobalt get Joshed? Am I going to have to break out the Afroman quotes?

I've been shopping elsewhere for new vehicles because GM hasn't had what I/we wanted. Midsize sedan, 4cyl/manual transmission in the Summer of 2006? Nothing from GM, went with Ford. Hybrid sedan in the Spring of '08? GM only sold the Malibu and Aura in certain areas of the country, and neither gets good enough mileage to justify the hassle, went with Toyota. I cant bitch too much about the MINI (she's picking it up Valentine's Day!) because nobody offers anything similar in the states. At least not yet. So for all the talk of GM needing 8 brands to cover every corner of the market, there are huge gaps they dont cover, so whats the point of all these brands?

Completely unrelated to red lights, but it was the same road the stop light posted above is on, and it involved a sheriff. I was in the Sebring going about 65 (in a 45 at about 10 at night) when I saw an oncoming car, I didn't think anything of it until the car was passin me and I saw it was a sheriff's car. I looked in my mirror and saw him slam on his brakes and flip on his lights. He didn't have anyplace wide enough to turn around for about a quarter-mile, so I sped up to get to a side road that had several artery roads. It took a couple minutes longer, but I made it to where I was going without getting ticketed.

There is one light that takes forever to change late at night. It really pisses me off, so I usually make sure there is nobody coming, then I run it. I pulled up to it on night and a county sheriff pulled up behind me. So I sat there and waited. And waited. Finally the cop flipped his lights on, went around me and went straight through. Jerk probably sat there waiting to see if I'd run the light, but I didn't, it changed soon enough.

juicy