Satty

That is a great color.

Thats just one of the best songs ever. And how can any discussion on upbeat songs not include the Decembrists? Songs about whales are awesome.

5W-30

Where all the farmers are in the unemployment lines?

Clicky Awww...mine is due in August, wont be the 300 millionth citizen, though he will be partly hispanic.

If Ann Coulter and G.W. Bush had a kid, would the movie The Omen come true?

(hehehe....squirt) garden hose

water balloon fight

cock fight

dominatrix

That one REM song? Dont you mean every REM song? I swear if I hear Man on the Moon or Losing my Religion ever again, someone is going to be severely maimed.

Nothing including Sarah Brightman can ever be dissed. Simply an amazing voice.Anywhoo...one of my favorite upbeat songs of all time is Angel Pumping Gas by The Lindsey Pool. Also most Postal Service songs (The District Sleeps Alone Tonight=musical perfection) and Donkey Punch songs (Oops, My bad is hilarious) would make it onto my list. Just about anything classical (Beethoven, Mozart, etc) does wonders for the psyche.

Wonder how much his Viagra use is going to cost Toyota.

retard

tin man

Soooo.....do you and your white friends listen to this stuff while wearing your Hollister and Abercrombie, sitting in your parent's lake house sipping Michelobs? Major tool music, sorry NOS.

Probably because he's 74 years old and has been working for Toyota for 50 years.

Sly is so much more experienced than you that you shouldn't have even needed to ask that question. He knows he isn't invincible and isn't going to do something stupid like 115 on a curvy road in a car that he hasn't had very long and doesn't know what the limit is. Sorry BV but you dont get a free pass until you get to the point where you know you're mortal and drive accordingly. If I had to choose between BV and Sly who to ride shotgun with across Montana, it would be Sly, no thought needed. Conversation may be a little awkward, but I'd feel better about my chances of showing up at the Montana-Idaho border in one piece.

xanax

Because mullets cause blind spots which cause accidents?

Well I've got even less time to come up with the $$ for tuition for private school. The public schools around here aren't that great.

out

Update time: Name--Joseph Alexander Date Due-Set in stone now, cesarean on August 15th

i.e. Jim "Buickman" Dollinger in Flint?

asshole