90% of the problms you are complaining about can be fixed BY YOURSELF for pennies on the dollar comapred to the Millenia.
While you don't get much for $500 I've bought much better old Ameican beaters for less.... then again
that's kind of my special talent. This car sounds like my rusty, tired, 140K mile $200 winter beater
Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance that I had in 2002. Same basic issues.
For the record, this is NOT an indication of the best deal out there for that kind of money! I bet if you
gave me two weeks and $400 I'd find a very solid and decent Gbody coupe. You gotta take your time
and look at 20 cars before you find that one diamond inn the rough. I probably called about two dozen
cars on craigslist before I came upon the Banana Boat, and I narrowed my search down and bought
the '76 LeSabre after having looked at a whole bunch of old 70s/80s boats. Law of averages, you can
not expect to find a great deal after searching craigslist for 15 min.
I'm not a genuis, I don't have many talents but I am cheap and I love to work on old cars and as a
result I have developed a special talent when it comes to finding cool cars for under $1000. These
days most cars at dealerships for under $4000 are pieces of $h!. They may be new-ish but I'd rather
kill myself than drive a 1999 Hyundai Elantra or a 2002 Kia Rio. F*** that.
Instead I take my $1K or sometimes even less, and I find the BEST, cleanest, well-running classic
or semi-classis car out there, with an owner desperate to sell. It's amazing how these deals come
together. The '76 LeSabre was advertised for $1300 o.b.o. when I went to go take a look at it. But
the owner REALLY needed to sell and so I gave him my number and eventually when he REALLY
needed it gone we settled on a great price. Sure I had to do all the accessory belts, clean the carb,
reinstall the stainless steel trim and rattle-can paint the bottoms of the rear 1/4 but I got a very
soild car with NONE of the issues you described.