Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
knightfan26917

Sayings

22 posts in this topic

Last week at work, my co-workers and I got on the subject of sayings that we knew, such as:

"Good night shirt tail"

"Finders keepers, losers weepers"

"Nice play, Shakespeare"

...and a few others that I had never heard ... and, of course, can't remember exactly....

So ... how about you? What are some quips that you know?

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

"I know there’s so much more to life" ... Vonda Shepard ... 'Searchin' My Soul'

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wherever you go, there you are.

Screw you guys, I'm outta here.

Captain Obvious strikes again.

His elevator doesn't reach the top floor.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A couple of one armed pimp ones I've heard lately are pretty funny.

Busier than a one armed pimp in a slapping contest.

(For days when you're just out of it) Feeling like a one armed pimp with the crabs.

Heavier than a dead priest.

Hotter than the inside of a cat.

(From my grandmother) This looks like kiss my ass.

Useless as tits on a nun.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wherever you go, there you are.

Of your additions, this is the most compelling. I think you have to hit birthday 30 to come to this conclusion. It's so damn true. I did ask someone about this, and they did say that relocation has validity when the "old place" is laced with trigger points. This could be someone who is dealing PTSD or has been abused. A move will help but not eliminate this as "wherever you go, there you are." Incidentally, it also applies to people who have had run-of-the-mill negative experiences that weren't a party to the above situations.

Others I love/like:

What goes around comes around.

Water seeks its own level.

He who lives by the sword perishes by the sword.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Shake and bake! :P

Hmm...don't think I've heard that one before ... he he.

Others that have posted ... I have heard, but not that one ... that I remember, anyway....

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

my radio show:CD SHOWCASE.7p-11p central.Friday/April 6 = www.wrmn1410.com

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like my women the way I like my chicken. Lean, lot's of breast and covered in honey barbecue sauce.

I swear, WMJ, you are the resident titty freak on this site! :lol:

Are you sure your name isn't Nick?

You know: Nick the Greek, the titty freak. Aw, never mind!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like my women the way I like my chicken. Lean, lot's of breast and covered in honey barbecue sauce.

*chuckles*

Now ... why on earth am I suddenly hungry again?

;)

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

my radio show:CD SHOWCASE.7p-11p central.Friday/April 6 = www.wrmn1410.com

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People in glass houses... sink ships! [/boondock saints]

"More useless than a $h! flavored popcycle"

"Dumber than a box of rocks"

"Your problem is you need a bigger hammer"

"Do a burnout... do it" (inside joke about our friend who really IS a few beers short of a six-pack)

Wherever you go, there you are.

That's a classic.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hmm...don't think I've heard that one before ... he he.

Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dieing"

I have been living this one lately

Shawshank Redemption

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Ahhhh...that explains that one then ... I didn't see that movie ... he heh.

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

my radio show:CD SHOWCASE.7p-11p central.Friday/April 6 = www.wrmn1410.com

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Curiosity killed the cat.

"That's why people call me Whiskers.. because I'm curious like a cat."

Posted Image

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*raises eyebrow*

That pic ... is that him doing his "Harry Caray" impression?

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

my radio show:CD SHOWCASE.7p-11p central.Friday/April 6 = www.wrmn1410.com

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like my women the way I like my chicken. Lean, lot's of breast and covered in honey barbecue sauce.

I like my women like i like my coffee:

Ground up and in the freezer :pbjtime:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*raises eyebrow*

That pic ... is that him doing his "Harry Caray" impression?

Yes. Will Ferrell is a badass.
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like my women like i like my coffee:

Ground up and in the freezer :pbjtime:

Ha! Saw that one on a tee-shirt.

Our ball hockey team is called The Shockers. Of course, everyone knows "Two it the pink, one in the stink". Here's a few others that we thought of:

Two in the sludge, one in the fudge

Two in the snapper, one in the crapper

Two in the slime, one in the grime

Two in the humper, one in the dumper

Two in the taste, one in the waste

Two in the slop, one in the plop

Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the pie, one in the brown-eye

Two in the flaps, one in the craps

Two in the slit, one in the $h!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"That's why people call me Whiskers.. because I'm curious like a cat."

Posted Image

That was one of the funniest 3 minutes of TV EVERRR!!! :lol:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yes. Will Ferrell is a badass.

He he ... I _thought_ that was WF doing HC ... he he ... just looked like HC's hair and glasses ... ;)

Cort:33swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker

PICS:lego.HO.model.MCinfo.RT.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort

my radio show:CD SHOWCASE.7p-11p central.Friday/April 6 = www.wrmn1410.com

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your content will need to be approved by a moderator

Guest
You are commenting as a guest. If you have an account, please sign in.
Reply to this topic...

×   You have pasted content with formatting.   Remove formatting

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0