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Noticed an online Saturn Astra ad


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It reads

"2008 Saturn Astra

Europeans have loved it for years!

[ picture of silver car ]

Now it's our turn.

Autobahn worthy handling, brash Euro styling.

32 MPG Starting at $15,495."

Not a bad ad. It's for "Saturn of Hartford" and "Saturn of Berlin."

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*yawn*

"Autobahn worthy handling..."

The Autobahn is mostly a straightaway, it's the 30-80kmh

roads that cut through the carpathia mountains & snake

around the black forrest that warrant "handling"...

I hate marketing types that are clueless to cars. Go push

more Old Navy cpri-pants & the latest "puke-green" color

of the newest must have blackberry-razor-envy deluxe.

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The Autobahn is mostly a straightaway, it's the 30-80kmh

roads that cut through the carpathia mountains & snake

around the black forrest that warrant "handling"...

I thought they tried to make it curve and more on purpose.

was the interstate though OK and the like not highway hypnosis enducing?!

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