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Driver cited for hitting Jesus Christ in Northampton

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk.

The police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.

He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

(Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/BO141599/

Of course I'm sorry for the guy getting hit, but still... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Edited by ZL-1

Of course I'm sorry for the guy getting hit, but still... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Dude, he'll be on the street again in three days or so. Nothing to feel bad about. :P

"...With my dashboard Jesus..."

Lost Highway

Bon Jovi

Ipod picks this song on shuffle as soon as i got to this page, and i got to this line before laughing.

Edited by CanadianBacon94

Dude, he'll be on the street again in three days or so. Nothing to feel bad about. :P

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Edited by ZL-1

I can haz +1 rep too?

'Belchertown'? What a dreadful name for a place..is it down the road from Burpville and Fartsburg? :)

Heh-heh...I wonder if this guy LJC has fought Santa Claus...

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