Croc

you can't puke if you're asleep.

Yea that stuff is great. Make sure you get the drowsy kind so you get knocked out and then are well rested when you arrive.

Didn't click the link, but were those flavored condoms? The girls I've talked to say they taste pretty nasty...

MORE COOKING WITH CROC!! Croc's Easy Stir-Fry 1 bag baby spinach 1 bag "herbal salad" blend 1 head of bok choy 1 egg 1 lb. extra-lean ground beef 5 nori sheets bean sprouts alfalfa sprouts sesame oil soy sauce sugar white pepper carrots rice vinegar garlic cloves brown rice (short-grain) Cook the rice. This takes about an hour, so continue with the other steps, checking on occasionally. Marinate the meat. In a bowl break the meat up and combine 4 tsp sugar, 4 tb sesame oil and 4 tb soy sauce. Add white pepper to taste. Let sit in a fridge while the other prep work is done. Prepare the vegetables. Wash and dry the vegetables. Chop the carrots. Coarsely chop the bok choy. Create the sauce. Combine 6 tsp sugar, 6 tb soy sauce, 6 tb sesame oil and rice vinegar to taste in a bowl. Generously add white pepper to taste. Peel and press the garlic to taste and add to the sauce. Make the omelete. Add egg to wok with a pinch salt. Wait for egg to be finished on one side before flipping. After egg omelete is cooked, remove from wok and chop. Rice should be nearing completion before you begin the next step. Begin the stir fry. Coat the wok with a thin layer of sesame oil. add the ground beef. after ground beef is cooked, add the carrots. After a few minutes add the remaining vegetables as well as the egg. Press more garlic and add to wok. Pour the sauce over the mixture. Stirfry until vegetables are cooked. Cut the nori sheets into strips of approximately one inch wide. At this point the rice should be finished, so scoop a healthy amount of rice into the wok. Continue stir frying, and at this point add the nori strips. Stir fry until rice is finished.

STDs moron!NOS...when you talk, do you sound like Ralph? Just asking...

Why don't you just stick with the Strawberries n Creme frappucino? I think that would be the best fit for your...personality.

To the poster on the last page....yes Starbucks "over roasts" their coffee because it really is espresso they use. They use espresso and dilute it with water, that's why it is so damn strong.

It's not a non-sequitor! It's NOS very slowly starting to open the closet door to see if the coast is clear before he makes his big escape. Let's watch him!

NOS, you really need to learn to hold your alcohol better.

You're so homo. :AH-HA_wink:

NOS...why you looking at squirrel testes?

Don't forget the the $h!ty Turd Sedan...

Im definitely in the mood for another caramel macchiato...

You don't say!

For all the beer haters: Corona with a lime wedge. Can't beat that.

Are there any auto-starts for manuals on the market that work? I don't think any OEM does them yet.

This is too funny...I've only had positive Starbucks experiences. They built one right across from my HS at the beginning of my freshman year, and I got in pretty well with the employees. I got free drinks left and right and I always left good tips. Then their manager Kim left last summer...Man, those were the days. Now I go to a few different ones and have a good relationship with one of the baristas at one location, but it just isn't the same. Oh well, I still love their stuff. One iced tall non-fat upside-down caramel macchiato for me, please! ...and yes, I know that is quite possibly the longest drink they make, but it tastes so damn good.

classical music sends me into fits of rage. ditto for that one REM song that just goes on and on and on and never seems to end so you start hallucinating and swerving to hit small animals and realizing you are screaming at the top of your lungs for god to kill you now and then you finally change the radio station.

Yea so I'm gonna have to ask everyone something: if you're desperate for attention, crying wolf about a suicide is really not the best way for receiving positive attention. In fact, it is really annoying and immature. You didn't even get drunk. What was the point in posting what you did about an obituary? Seriously...this isn't entirely directed at you, but many posters including you need to take the melodrama and scale it back a few notches. kthxbye

"Image removed due to high bandwidth" can someone who saved it post it?

J. Geils Band, "Centerfold"

I'm with BV

If possible, the personal language filters sound like the best option...I mean if someone is offended, they should be able to turn off what offends them...whether it be sigs or someone's potty mouth. On a side note...ehaase can you point me to some of Northstar's posts? Granted, this kind of thing clearly doesn't bother me...but usually I do have a subconcious note on the more...colorful...members and Northstar has never struck me as a potty mouth.

Hmmm this is a good point. As you may know I've been busy what with work, PT and teaching Vacation Bible School that I haven't been around as much as of late. If things have gotten markedly more crass then I think we should warn the offending members through PM to tone it down a bit, something like "we aren't really language police, and we don't want to be...but we will be forced to unilaterally enforce filtering if you and others don't tone it down a notch."Honestly I don't think language has really been a problem in the past. This isn't some wannabe 1950s utopia site anyways...

The points were brought up and I addressed them accordingly.