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The Deeper The Love - Whitesnake

Oh God...

Runaway - Dare

The Metro is Erectile Dysfunction on wheels. I don't think consumers would settle for a vehicle like it these days, especially when consumers prioritize safety, and features.

Other Side of Midnight - Honeymoon Suite

Don't Drink and Drive. You'll spill your drink.

Little Fighter - White Lion

If you can stand cold water, you can try the 123 thing. http://www.thedietrebel.com/diet-tip/ Keep up the good work.

Turn the Page - RUSH

It's disgusting that someone can do something so horrible to their own child. He's better off rotting in prison. Maybe he'll see what it's like to be forcibly violated.

That really sucks DF. Hope they catch the guy, and you get this sorted out soon.

Am I the only one who's actually eyeballed the chick?

Lay it Down - RATT

Hardline - Hot Cherie

Aw man. Your economy blows, but you get free money. Our economy is on fire and yet the tax agency calls me to remind me to include bank interest on my return this time, or else.

Let's Get Rocked - Def Leppard

Forget Me Not - Bad English

The Toyota obviously offered the better product for his purposes, needs, and wants, so he made the right decision. Hope the car gives you many reliable, and trouble-free miles, and that in the future you'll find a Buick you'll want to own again.

Game Fuel Mountain Dew?! Is that for hard-playing L/-\N_g@|\/|3rZ?

Poundcake - Van Halen

I don't know if I could ever be seen in public with Bawls in my mouth, to be honest...

Ever Changing Times - Steve Lukather

I'm cleaning out my garage too, as well as totally redoing my lawns. I also aim to get started on riding a motorcycle,, but that'll depend on my work situation too.

It's 2008, and there aren't any jetpacks, and Transformers aren't battling it out on our planet as part of their eternal quest for universal supremacy.