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  1. Shamu
  2. Wow... you'd think he couldn't be any more obvious. Whatta asshole. I figured I got spyware or something because I got Poker ads and crap.
  3. FAPTurbo

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    Well, we have friends in Australia who had a Justy for years and they drove that thing over dirt roads, over fields, desert and other terrain, and they'd drive hard. That thing would never quit on them. Those Boxer engines are pretty rock solid from what I've seen and heard.
  4. Because you're the only mongoloid I know who would troll a site when you have nothing better to do. Especially when I mention to you just yesterday when golfing that I go to a site called CheersandGears which is about GM cars which you hate with a passion. Plus, you comment to me personally. That's totally ass-backwards. And now you have people taking my favorite comic book character and having him piss on your name. Happy?
  5. Dammit Allen! I know it's you! Sorry guys, but I think I know who this is!
  6. FAPTurbo

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    He's got CD marked.
  7. Maybe, but I think this guy is going to provide us with hours of fun. I find it funny, but we gotta figure out where these trolls are coming from.
  8. FAPTurbo

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    I thought the sasquatch's native habitat was the Tundra or the thick forests of Sequoia's.
  9. ... Dude, did knowitall send you or something?
  10. WHERE THE HELL DO THESE MORONS COME FROM!? ... and why is there an influx of them all of a sudden? Are they from thegmsource.com?... trying to ruin us?
  11. Partially Hydrogenated Milk Type Petroleum Enriched Soy Products
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    It nice to see an automaker chase the gnome/troll/morlock/dwarf/faerie markets. Good to see you covering all the bases GM.
  13. Captain Crunch cuts the roof of my mouth... Frosted Cheerios all the way.
  14. Louvre
  15. I'm surprised I'm hearing this stuff. I knew my situation would similar to many others' but still, this is kind of sad. I mean, imagine if we yelled at Prius drivers for being pansy-ass Hybrid drivers, it'd sound stupid. Well yelling at me for my choice of vehicle is just as stupid. I can easily shoulder the fuel bills, I keep my vehicle maintained and free of rust, crud and dirty exhaust, and I enjoy the practicality of it. This is North America, and we have something called freedom of choice. Then again, I do wish freedom of speech was restricted to non-idiots.
  16. You wouldn't happen to weigh 500 pounds and frequent Las Vegas Buffets would you? (I remember going to one and some fat kid was crying because he didn't want to eat his salad. Apparently, fat people count shrimp cocktails as "salad" now )
  17. Wascally Wabbit
  18. Vectra
  19. FAPTurbo

    Newsflash

    That didn't stop me from trying to give my old computer a CD burner! Problem is, when I installed it, it wasn't CD's that got burnt.
  20. wax
  21. Canada's East Coast! Home of Canada's "Culture of Dependence!" And the Trailer Park Boys!
  22. I'll tell you what my economics professor told my class. "Procrastination is like masturbation... because all you are doing is yourself." Probably thought up by Aristotle or Shakespeare or something.
  23. No, I live in Canada. The University I go to is called Simon Fraser. It was kinda founded by hippies and even some of the professors and students lived in shanites in the woods next to it. The University has become a very mainstream, credible place to go, but there's plenty of the hippy types... mostly because they like it's isolation, and there are plenty of like minded people... the ones who think that not showering for two weeks is perfectly fine and organic.
  24. Sad how people can't mind their business these days... I had a similar situation at my university residence parking lot a year ago with my truck, (a '90 Sierra 6.2L) I'm loading up the truck box with my belongings when this hippy dippy girl wearing hemp all over and barefoot (I kid you not... I go to a kinda lefty, liberal school with aging hippies and young ones ) and her granola boyfriend pass by. Without my making any eye contact whatsoever to either of them, she comes up and states that my "Gas Guzzler" is detrimental for the environment and wastes resources. She points to her late model Civic hatch (she drives her b.f. around ) and looks at me as if I'm stupid and says that her car is more efficient and "sensitive" for the environment. All the while I have this face : After her spiel, it's my turn to rebut. Since I can be Captain Misogyny, I tell her that if she showered and changed clothes, the trees she walked next to wouldn't die; that if she washed her hair, it'd clog storm drains, and that she was a stupid who should mind her own business and invest in Borax because no soap could remove the smell. I also tell her that her guys' B.O. is the reason that banning CFC's still hasn't stopped the Ozone Layer from depleting. I finished with "Make like an endangered species and off" Knowing her guy couldn't take Woody Allen in a fistfight and she was pretty baked, I just stood there waiting for a reply. They leave to her car, and I go back to my business, they way it should have been. If Irony comes in play here, it's when I overhear her saying that there's not enough space to fit all their stuff and that they'll have to do two trips, thus wasting more fuel and adding more pollution that I would.
  25. lead
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