Cory Wolfe

Lady Marmalade - Pink, Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim, and Missy Elliot. Gay, I know.

"Commercial break #3: Oh look, a Focus commercial. It's still ugly."

With is a bunch of BS, none the less.

Nice rides. Welcome, btw. Not too many gals around these parts.

Hmm... 1996 Audi A6 2.8 Quattro with a 5 speed in black for $4995...

All of them... ...To be replaced with worthy successors.

In the middle of rural Pennsylvania where there's not even an Old Navy in all of Jefferson county?

Cool... Look forward to seeing it.

I like peanut butter, but not jelly. Does that still work? Pfft... give me a my bologna and cheese!

That's why I still own 3 guns, despite no real use for them.

So that's who watches me undress. I thought it was just my creepy neighbor.

The new front only tries to put lipstick on a pig.

I fail to see what's so ghastly about it. Besides.. It's not really in the same size class. Compact vs. subcompact.

Exterior = Yay. Interior (the dashboard specifically) = Nay.

Intriguing car. Never seen one before, you're right.

Even I could out-drink you, NOS... And I don't even drink anymore.

The Memory Remains - Metallica.

On my way into Brookville each day, I pass this ever multiplying group of "Old Navy" Chevy pick-ups. It started with one. On to two. Then three... and four, five, six, seven, eight... There are now over a dozen of these things sitting there. More and more keep popping up. I have no idea why or how, either.

Haha... True. He's 10 times the loner that I ever was, though. He stays locked up in his room all day having phone sex with some girl who lives in Arkansas. Pfft. Atleast I get out every now and have a boyfriend I can have real sex with. That and he hasn't cut his hair in about a year, so it's sort or hippy-ish. I don't think he grasps the idea of conditioner, either. It's just a big mop of frizz.

Haha.. I said nothing about buying one for him. He just needs one. Would make a great gag gift.

Wouldn't be for me, or my boyfriend for that matter. I think my brother could use it, though. He's such a loner.

Any chance of it coming to the US? Certainly a good looking little car.

My very exciting desktop:

I didn't say anything about shaving anywhere. I said hair cut. You know.. that stuff on top of your head that, when cut, seems to find its way under your clothing and itches like crazy? Yeah.

I didn't say anything about shaving my back. It's one of the few spots that doesn't need it. And in a land I call reality, the "old vehicle" is worthy of a junkyard.