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  1. teetotaler
  2. explosion (somewhere near West Palm Beach. Film at eleven.)
  3. lithium
  4. Oh yes. Colin Farrell.
  5. soprano
  6. Well dagnabit, thanks mute.
  7. ocnblu

    Deb Lafave....

    I heard some audio from her press conference this morning on the radio. She is a total bitch. She is blaming the media for their coverage of her crime. This slut should have kept her legs together, instead, she preyed on a horny 14 year old kid. What she did was wrong. A quote from her press conference, italics show her emphasis, this is directed to the media in general: "I challenge you to read. a. book. on bipolar." What, she's a victim now? BULL$h!. Who gives a rat's ass about this whore and her bipolar disorder? She was in a position of authority, and she abused that trust. She should be treated as harshly as any male teacher who would abuse a young girl in this way. Yes, teenagers are intensely horny, male and female, but she was supposed to be the adult in this situation. She threw away her career. She's stupid. She could have hooked so many male students with her looks, then changed their lives for the better by teaching them something worthwhile, in the classroom. Instead she chose to f@#k them and herself.
  8. Lauren, you remind me of my cousin Allison.
  9. Shhhh... evweyone be vewwy quiet. O.C.'s praise is soo faint, you won't hear it otherwise. :AH-HA_wink:
  10. A yellow Fit would look like a very "special" schoolbus. Even the name is stoopid. How could any sane person walk into a Honda dealership and say "Hi. I'd like to have a Fit, please."
  11. ocnblu

    The Haircut

    Uh huh, so... I went to The Haircuttery to get a haircut. A young, winsome Goth chick I hadn't seen there before led me to her chair and asked me how I wanted it cut. I told her I usually get a high fade, 1 on the bottom, tapering into a 6 on top. Her sweet little face frowned, actually, her whole body sort of wilted. "You don't want me to use the scissors?" That second, I looked down at her backpack on the floor and noticed (with what must have been an audible gasp) a button pinned to it. "Is that Edward Scissorhands?" "Yes", she said, with a bit of embarrassment, and a bit of defiant pride. I shut up. I was trapped. Everything else is a blur. It'll grow back, I guess. I hope.
  12. Sometimes, Public Service Announcements can be brutal. I am trying to keep the kids off the sauce here, people. :AH-HA_wink:
  13. I think so. I think I read somewhere where no one has built more turbocharged engines than Chrysler. Back when they were putting their little 2.2L in just about everything they made, a turbo came in handy. I say, good for them. That little Caliber SRT-4 with 300 hp should be an awesome, extremely versatile vehicle. I think the PT has two versions of the turbo available, low pressure and high pressure.
  14. I don't care for the huge quarter windows. Does this mean the new car won't have the full hardtop effect of four open windows? How can a glass that big retract into that small quarter panel?
  15. Hasn't Westfalia had a hand in VW Campers for like 50 years?
  16. The PT has had an optional turbocharger for a few years.
  17. *smacks Paulie's fingers* FRATERNITY party, sir. We don't use the term "frat" on this board. It's derisive. There's nothing more potent to make a guy lay off alcohol for a long time than to be on a spinning toilet, spewing from both ends. Ohhhhh, the pain.
  18. Queen Latifa
  19. Hey! Happy Birthday, guys!
  20. Please don't take this in a bad way, Lauren, but you're such a boy. I really like you for that.
  21. Oh man, cool. I'd love to see an LTZ with 20's in Bermuda Blue. Hot!
  22. Thanks, chicken. Of course I respect quite a few ppl here, but, as always, won't name names, because if I forget someone I'll feel crappy about it.
  23. eyesight
  24. Very nice, Sixty8. Congrats to the units!
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