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ocnblu

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  1. OMFG... :rotflmao:
  2. spinnaz
  3. All joking aside, this will be a great adventure. I wish you all the best.
  4. commando
  5. teabag!
  6. lick?
  7. Y'all are just out of CONTROL!
  8. I was lucky, I didn't have my first accident until I was in college, I ran into the back end of a big Dodge pickup in stop-n-go traffic with a massive receiver hitch on it that veed my S-10 bumper like a pretzel... the really stupid thing is, I did it while looking at a girl standing in a parking lot talking to her friends. It broke one of my headlights out, $h! fell all out on the road... but to save face, I kept on going until I was out of her sight. What a dumbass!
  9. "I", "I" dammit! You're making me CRAZY with your bad command of the mother tongue! Yup, it's true. Girls know. :AH-HA_wink:
  10. Volkswagen is spelled wrong, chicken.
  11. HELP ME TOM CRUISE!
  12. You don't realize the percentage of "first cars" that end up wrecked, clearly.
  13. Baloney O.C.
  14. "rush" hour
  15. Boss Hogg had the right idea with those Texas longhorns bolted onto his Eldorado.
  16. sunny
  17. Thanks man. I dunno, junk just pops in and I type it. I'm a lot "quieter" in person.
  18. FOG, your Camaros are awesome. I prefer the '73 because I see fewer of them. It looks so perfect on those 17s!
  19. Now that's kinda ew. It's one thing for a dude to have cheesy chest hair sticking up out of his shirt, but I shudder to think where that patch of hair starts on her. You need to shave that kitty, girl! (bleh, sorry, perhaps that was uncalled for.)
  20. They must be the desperate housewives of Harlem Globetrotters.
  21. Roger (good name for a boy with a mullet, ha.)
  22. Well, there was a time when everyone thought the grille was on its way out, and look at us now, grilles have made a dramatic comeback because they are a powerful identifier. So... maybe hood ornaments will make a comeback someday as well, along with padded vinyl tops, fender skirts, and chrome bumpers. :AH-HA_wink:
  23. Funny, that survey didn't mention how BMW owners get laid. Could just be a hand gesture of affection, ya never know.
  24. (Viper) Glad to see you, hope things are ok. Ya gotta keep moving ahead, and things will improve.
  25. Oh balthy, what have you done? That picture of Mr. Buick's grave marker will be all over the 'net as a "symbol" of a larger problem, and Mr. Chevrolet's will be hung on every little Ford fan's bedroom wall as a sign of hope... :AH-HA_wink:
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