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  1. Steve Martin
  2. Bob ahem a Sicilian basement is a basement in Sicily duh. OMG you wear size 34" jeans? Your ass must be gigantic. I wear 30".
  3. ocnblu

    Pictures!

    Praise be to God's own Glare. It lessens the impact.
  4. Bible thumpers need love too, they just don't know it yet. Once they get love (as in a darn good ravishing), they usually settle down and become more Christ-like... content, forgiving, tolerant. We're all God's creatures when it comes down to brass tacks.
  5. You've been around here for quite a while, it's time for you to have a proper Birthday thread. Take care and have fun, sir.
  6. Yes, I do know you, Camino. Now, if I have my timing right... stop reading this and go poop! You know your schedule! Heck, when I went driving out west, I fell in love with Fort Collins, but I knew I'd miss being close to the ocean. No matter where you live, there is going to be something imperfect about it.
  7. Roberto, how do you know this chick isn't sitting on millions in investments? You might not have to even spend $2 of your own money on her... heck, maybe she'll put you in leather gear and strap you down in a Sicilian basement somewhere and use you for her sex slave... make you beg for Starbucks in exchange for fulfilling her naughty needs. Don't be like me when it comes to relationships, keep your mind open, man. Look out through the Ventiport of Life!
  8. maxi pad
  9. Yeah, I got a fairly nasty response back, about how I was getting in their bizness and they were just having fun. I should write back that the proper way to "have fun" in a special car like that is to preserve it, clean it up and take it to cruises or shows. Heck, if they want to test its abilities, they can take it to a proper quarter mile track and get some time slips, after a thorough maintenance session.
  10. bobo, you know, you just reminded me, there has been a light green/dark green two-tone Volare riding around town in showroom condition recently, with a young hipster driving it. It has a tiny exhaust pipe, it must be the stalwart Slant Six under the hood, purring away like a contented old housecat.
  11. Does the Duramax have Wawa-yanking torque? You know you'll want to take the Wawa with you when you run off to Montana! :AH-HA_wink:
  12. When I was flirting with the idear of a Honda Fit, I signed up for email updates from Honda. The other day I got a video game from them, with a new Fit. The object is to stay away from the "guzzlers"... which were a '59 Impala and a mid-60's Galaxie, dressed up in post-apocalyptic drag. How ironic, when the domestic Delta cars and the Focus are each rated for better highway MPG than the Fit.
  13. I posted over there. What a bunch of flame-broiled a-holes.
  14. I prefer my age or younger. But it seems like older people are interested in me more.
  15. General Malaise?
  16. gratification
  17. Yes, they can change light bulbs without a ladder... sexay!
  18. aww... wook at our widdle tall-ass Paulie...
  19. awww... wook at our widdle Paulie...
  20. Lily Tomlin
  21. ocnblu

    LOL pics

    I agree, Ricer. They r fun. More pics, please!
  22. planetarium
  23. He was a strange, cute little guy.
  24. I see personal attacks by admins on members are still tolerated. Interesting.
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