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Out chur in Pennsyltucky we ain't got no front plates. We's enlightened! My cousin/boyfriend Darrell and his wife/mama Brenda don't like front plates neither! Git 'er done! Darrell says he don't wanna see NO plates ever again, since the man made him press 'em out when he got sent up for some sheep lovin'!

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*revises grocery list*

I have had a "lower G.I."... and just before I went under, the medical team suddenly grew huge, black eyes, swollen heads, long, skinny arms and greenish, ashen skin...

"Yes I have, and don't call me Shirley!"

Just get a colonoscopy, that'll wake you up.

Next time, unzip and just pull out your balls. Then stand there as if everything's normal.

Let me just say, the guys in chat weren't interested in trying it for the "making a baby" factor... :AH-HA_wink:

What the heck am I going to do with the rest of the half-gallon I bought today? I am scared I will grow man-boobs now.

Bob, you hear Paulie? Lay off the soymilk!

This may be urban legend, but I understand drinking soymilk and taking zinc tablets can help you make a lot of... DNA material, to put it euphemistically. Is there a doctor in the house to confirm or deny?

I don't usually drink coffee, but I had lunch at a local sandwich shop this afternoon, and they had a little sign board on the table for their flavored iced coffee, so I tried it. It was good, but I was a jittery mess for about 45 minutes after 1.5 glasses of it. I honestly felt high. How is this a good thing?

Are you sure the rash wasn't from... some other activity? :AH-HA_wink:

Mileage ratings surprise in a good way or bad? With the revised testing procedure for '08, they don't seem too bad for the hp numbers... 222 for the 3.5L VVT, and what, 252 for the 3.6? I think they're competitive for its V6 competition.

lawl

drop!

The Ford Taurus came out in 1986. I remember seeing it for the first time. I thought it was THE most featureless, generic space pod of a car I'd ever seen...(NO GRILLE?), but sales took off. The car sort of defined Ford for 2 decades... but the Taurus wasn't the first modern-day experiment by Ford with aerodynamics... does anyone remember the 1983 Thunderbird? That car, to me, was a revelation after the horribly boxy '80-'82 T-bird (which only looked good in dark colors, with steel top and the sport aluminum wheels with blackwalls) Is there any glimmer of love at all here for the '83 Thunderbird? With the 130 hp 302 or the turbo 4 cylinder, it was a decent performer for the time... and it seems our sweet '83 Monte Carlo SS was a NASCAR-taylored response to the sleek 'Bird (corporate spying was alive and well, it seems).

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Addressing me directly in your thread title, flattering as it is, won't make me love you again. I'll say goodbye to ya on MSN. :AH-HA_wink:

So uh huh I was at the Saturn lot this afternoon, killing time checking out the Vue there (ha). They have a two-tiered lot. I parked on the upper level, checked out some vehicles, then went down to the lower level. After checking out an orange Vue Redline, I trudged back up top... only to discover my dad and his wife checking out the cars! I said "may I help you folks?" :AH-HA_wink: Stepmom likes the Impala SS and Trailblazer SS (so does dad), but they are too expensive. Of the Saturns, she'd rather have a Vue AWD, but dad is leaning toward an Aura (he likes the price of the XE and the fuel mileage ratings). I bet they get a Vue, ha. I was checking them out because a Mystic Blue/Blue Flash Vue caught my eye from the road... dudes, that color is NOT flat, it has an amazing purple pearl effect to it in the sunshine. Not sure I'd choose it though, it seems a bit too trendy. I still think the new Vue has a Korean look to it, but I like them now, despite that. The interior is really nice. I like the fact that the tan cloth is not too light, kinda medium, to stay clean looking longer. They would be trading their '02 Grand Am GT coupe if they get one.

quiz: "show me some love, strip off your clothes and take off your socks..."

Oh I lead them on with the most inane questions and answers I can muster until they realize I am making fun of them.

They do look oddly narrow, still the sight makes me want to throw some shrimp on the barbie to celebrate.