ocnblu

Uh, ok, but no funny business, mister.

That's what they get for not using squishy enough interior trim parts.

gecko

One should always respect boundaries when handling a man's balls. Unless it's the driver of this Z06. I would venture to say he probably doesn't have any to start with, though.

Yes sir, it sure is, Sixty4.

Charles Nelson Reilly

Usually the brand websites can fill you in on current incentives. Good luck hunting, and let us know what you decide. I know even here in the northeast, there are plenty of first-gen S-10s still trucking around. No fear with a GM truck for longevity.

Mr. Penguin, will you tell us more funny stories, pleeeeease? Hilarious!

God, that's flat out gorgeous.

Uh... a GMC Canyon. If you put enough money down on it, you never have to worry about owing more than its worth, and you'll have the truck you want. How long will you keep it? That's a consideration when fearing low resale value.

Nick, are you bi? :AH-HA_wink: Seriously, I do not like coconut, so I just grab a Snickers and be done with it.

Snow Blindness: the number one problem afflicting young people in Brookville. Last night before bed, I turned the light on out back to see if it had started snowing yet... and there was a GIANT RACCOON eating the cat food I put out for my neighbor's cat. It didn't even realize I turned the light on, or that I was standing on the other side of my sliding glass door like 4 inches from him, watching him pick up each individual piece of hard food and eating it with his little hands. Very weird.

yes i would

The kittycat never runs out of ammo.

I was ready to kick him in the crumpets when he said the LeSabre "was rubbish when it was new, and was built by idiots". Has this blowhard ever sat in (because the electricals are $h!e and it won't run) an early 90's Jaguar?

Yikes, I sense sarcasm. :AH-HA_wink:

Yes it would, and in the meantime, I hope some sheetmetal revisions are on the drawing board.

You know what's really rude? When people somehow get a handicapped placard to hang on their rearview mirror, and there ain't a damn thing wrong with them!

hehe, you noticed that, eh? That lot is very tight, and I was parked near the end of the row. People come around that corner on the lot pretty fast, I didn't want to risk getting hit. If she would have used her brain, she could have backed out, come around and pulled right into my spot as I was leaving.

Pencil?

What is that, a Focus? OMG, if that's a Focus, that is like deja vu. I once wrote an estimate on a Blue Focus sedan that had rear end damage. The passenger compartment was very nearly as bad as that, but when I opened the trunk to get a look at inner structure for my estimate... that was packed to the top with junk very similar to your picture. So I had to stack her junk in piles around her car.

Washington State

Barnes&Noble always has a busy parking lot. So yesterday I found a spot and went in to browse. When I came out to leave, I put the truck in Drive and was about to let my foot off the brake when this woman in an Accord driving one-handed with a cell phone in her ear whips in front of me, and parks in the hash lines, which of course is not a legal parking spot. She sees me and continues to gab on the phone while sipping a beverage out of a paper cup. I glare, she looks at me, and ignores me. I blow the horn and mouth out to her while motioning "That is not a parking spot!" She gives me a quizzical look like "Wha?" So I blow the horn some more because I want to leave and this woman waves at me while continuing to talk on that damn phone. I lay on the horn and she ignores me once more, so I get out of my truck and walk over to her car. She puts down the window. I said "Ma'am, this is not a parking spot. See these hash lines?" She answers "What? We park here all the time. Look at that car over there!" From somewhere across the parking lot we hear "Yeah, and they're wrong too!" I say "Could you please back up?" She says "Oh my God!" and puts her window back up, all the while still talking on the cell phone and sipping from her cup. I get back in my truck, expecting her to move from the illegal spot so I can proceed... but she just sits there, gabbing. So... I get out of my truck and head back into the store to get a manager to make her ass move. The manager comes outside with me. Her car is gone. But there is an old Expedition, unoccupied, parked in the exact same illegal spot! WTF??? :AH-HA_wink: So I backed out and left.

Today on my lunch break I headed out to Wawa (a local convenience store chain) to get a bit of food. I have to pass the Toyota dealer, among others, on the route. They had three Tundras sitting out on the grass along the road. On the way back, I pulled onto the lot, jumped out, and walked around one. In two seconds, a cheery young saleslady appeared and held out her hand. I shook it and we introduced ourselves. "So, is this the first time you've seen the new Tundras?" "Yes." "Cool!" "Not really." "What?" "That thing is ugly!" (look of shock, but she regained her composure quickly) "That's the ugliest truck on the market." "Well, that's one opinion." And with that, she flung her hair, turned and walked back inside. I wasn't lying though. Bleh.

Yup, she drives me nuts, but I don't want anything to happen to her.