jcgable

Muscle Shirt.

Respect is what defines manhood. A man's ability to respect his neighbor, respect his partner and family, and respect the world around him. It is once he lives his life in a positive manner to the best of his abilities that he truly can be considered a man.

They're redesigning the Taurus!? Time to freak out! This is so exciting!

:gay: Oh sweetheart! :-D

-ing saddles.

Nice drawings!

Whoops, my last post in this thread must have been hell for you then-as it was essentially one big laugh-fest. Or at least that was it's intention... :-D Anyway, i hope you feel better. The bottom line is bad things happens, but things work themselves out. Always.

Oh the humidity!

Hyundai

I rest my case.

Agreed!

Awwww bless...

afternoon delight!

The same thing I'm about to do to you... ...which probably means not too much seeing as I Don't fool around with girls-and that you are 4,000 miles away. But never say never!

It is now time for Jonathon's completely uncertified lesson on the 2nd Ammendment (As narrated by Academy Award Nominee Samuel L Jackson): Contrary to popular belief, the second amendment was not included in the United States constitution as a measure to ensure people's protection from crime. Rather, it has a much more unconventional purpose. Immediately prior to the beginning of the revolutionary war, the British sought to curtail a possible uprising by forcing individuals to give up their arms. They claimed it was to curtail crime, but the purpose was rather obvious. Therefore, after Britain ceded control over the colonies and the Federal Government was created, the constitution was made with a provision guaranteeing the right to bear arms so that in the event that the federal government became oppressive, people could more easily overthrow the government. What is more interesting, is that these demands were meant to also increase the power of each individual state. The militias would likely have issues with funding themselves by government means, so if a state had to protect itself from the power of the federal government, these weapons could be used to do so. Therefore, any form of gun control issued by Federal mandate goes against the constitution's original purpose. Now that said, I am against gun control in it's purest form, but I am in favor of much more strict measures of restricting who is allowed to carry a gun. It is far too easy to gain access to one, and I am certain that "crimes of passion" would be almost certainly be curtailed if things such as a mandatory 3-7 day waiting period was introduced and tougher restrictions as to who is allowed access to weaponry is put into place. On one final note, crime rates do usually increase right after gun control is introduced. That said, assuming Australia is in it for the long haul, the crime rate will drop over time as more and more guns become confiscated and arms are harder and harder to gain access to. The number of repeat offenses from those who attempt to commit violent crimes with guns will probably dissipate very quickly over the next 10 or so years.

I figured it would be fitting for my 100th post to be a good time to post these. Okay Chris, this is the moment of truth. Was my earlier assertion correct!? Do you need hydration?

That's essentially what I drive... Except in Toyota garb. Somehow that makes it even worse...

Law and Order reruns. I just can't get enough of them. I enjoy watching Law and Order more than most other shows-I'll even choose the reruns over an all new episode of any other show I like!

My ex-boyfriend.

That is strangely very amusing!

Sorry to hear that. The fact that you went unconscious is a good thing. It removes the tension from your body and helps prevent (further) injury. I'm glad to hear you are doing better! Besides, look at the bright side! First of all, for the low low price of excruciating pain, you can now have everyone around you at your beck and call. "I feel awful. It is like nothing will numb the pain inside my heart. Nothing, except maybe a Jamba Juice and that new Dennis Quaid movie that just came out on DVD..." Second of all, you now have 100% unfettered access to a wide variety of pain killers. Believe me, you are going to be one happy individual for the next month. If there is any doubt now, everyone in your life is going to be absolutely certain that you love them. This can include (but is not limited to) your neighbor, postman, newspaper delivery boy, pizza delivery man, and the clerks at the grocery store. My roommate confessed his intense feelings & heartfelt thanks for to every nurse, candy striper, and doctor in the hospital when he had appendicitis. Thirdly, you now have a chance to buy a new car! There is a phrase in Spanish that best describes the above statement: "No hay mal que por bien no venga." The non-literal translation of that is "Every cloud has a silver lining". The exact translation is, "There is no bad that cannot be followed by good". Basically, concentrate on what is going well in your life. You have kids/family that love you, an exciting chance to go car shopping, and plenty of chances to get rubbed and touched by attractive male physical therapists. You're going to be fine!

I'll give you my bank account number. You may deposit the funds necessary for me to do so at your convenience. :-D