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Justin Bimmer

Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...

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In honor of the original ultimate sadness! Since it is gone forever. Plus, the Millenia no longer runs (+1 rock), here is a new thread for:

Toyota vs. POO POO

Toyota claims they are made in America, but really only a percentage of their parts and labor are done here. . . Poo Poo is 100% American made.

+1 poo poo

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You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

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Poop can be sculpted to look like anything with enough of it...hell you could make something beautiful looking (but not smelling). I'm sure some crazy artist has or will try it.

Toyota has no concept of making anything beautiful...or even anything beyond passable these days.

+1 poop

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You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Poop in America is made in America. Toyotas "made in America" are not really made in America.

Is that better?

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South Park has done more episodes about poop (Mr. Hanky, Courics etc) than Toyotas (Hybrid car episode where people smell their own farts)

+1 poop.

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We seem to have POOP from everywhere so nothing is really 100% American Made any more.

But this Thread is truly 100% Poop! :neenerneener:

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I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

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Toyota salesmen give you free coffee, poop doesn't.

Toyota +1

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I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

Yes. It is the equivalent of a Toyota assembled in the US, but with mostly Canadian parts content.

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Toyota salesmen give you free coffee, poop doesn't.

Toyota +1

Well you can poop in the coffee, you can't put coffee in the poop.

+1 poop...I think.

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A Toyota got me to class this morning, poop got me out of class this morning.

We'll call that a draw.

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A Toyota got me to class this morning, poop got me out of class this morning.

We'll call that a draw.

:lol:

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There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.

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Good points.

This is fun.

Poop and its synonyms can be used to describe Toyotas, yet Toyota or its models cannot be used to describe poop.

+1 poop

Ex: "Man, that Toyota Tundra is a piece of $h!" vs. "Man I just released a giant stinky toyota out of my ass" . . . What? People can poop cars?

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There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.

So that's another +1 for poop?

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I dont know, the whole idea disgusts me. Its supposedly really good, and really expensive.

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Toyota uses poop to describe its "performance" cars. TRD.

Poop does not use Toyotas to describe itself.

+1 poop

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You can, and some people do, eat poop. :puke:

You can't eat a Toyota.

I think that's a +1 for Toyota though.

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You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Heh-heh. I do think, though, that one of the reasons much of the world hates the US is poo envy--because of the typical American diet, we have the biggest and most explosive BMs of any country on average... :)

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You can, and some people do, eat poop. :puke:

You can't eat a Toyota.

I think that's a +1 for Toyota though.

Two girls, one Toyota?

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Yeah I've forced a crap out so hard it stuck to the toilet. I've seen bathrooms that look like a $h! grenade was set off.

I've seen poop smeared across the walls and ceiling!

Toyota can't do any of that.

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Two girls one toyota is not nearly as freakish as two girls one cup

Wash?

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Yeah to girls, one Toyota might have good results.

+1 Toyota.

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