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Justin Bimmer

Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...

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Justin Bimmer    138

In honor of the original ultimate sadness! Since it is gone forever. Plus, the Millenia no longer runs (+1 rock), here is a new thread for:

Toyota vs. POO POO

Toyota claims they are made in America, but really only a percentage of their parts and labor are done here. . . Poo Poo is 100% American made.

+1 poo poo

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Satty    338

You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

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Intrepidation    839

Poop can be sculpted to look like anything with enough of it...hell you could make something beautiful looking (but not smelling). I'm sure some crazy artist has or will try it.

Toyota has no concept of making anything beautiful...or even anything beyond passable these days.

+1 poop

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Justin Bimmer    138
You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Poop in America is made in America. Toyotas "made in America" are not really made in America.

Is that better?

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dfelt    1,723

We seem to have POOP from everywhere so nothing is really 100% American Made any more.

But this Thread is truly 100% Poop! :neenerneener:

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Satty    338

I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

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siegen    20
I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

Yes. It is the equivalent of a Toyota assembled in the US, but with mostly Canadian parts content.

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Justin Bimmer    138

Good points.

This is fun.

Poop and its synonyms can be used to describe Toyotas, yet Toyota or its models cannot be used to describe poop.

+1 poop

Ex: "Man, that Toyota Tundra is a piece of $h!" vs. "Man I just released a giant stinky toyota out of my ass" . . . What? People can poop cars?

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You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Heh-heh. I do think, though, that one of the reasons much of the world hates the US is poo envy--because of the typical American diet, we have the biggest and most explosive BMs of any country on average... :)

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FAPTurbo    1,045
You can, and some people do, eat poop. :puke:

You can't eat a Toyota.

I think that's a +1 for Toyota though.

Two girls, one Toyota?

Edited by Captainbooyah

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Intrepidation    839

Yeah I've forced a crap out so hard it stuck to the toilet. I've seen bathrooms that look like a $h! grenade was set off.

I've seen poop smeared across the walls and ceiling!

Toyota can't do any of that.

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