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Satty

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  1. Keep the stuff built in Mexico and Canada (and South Korea) at home, although it could spark an interesting discussion on the effect NAFTA has had on American industry and workers.
  2. Some jackass told everyone to come here Thursday, so I'm going to be stuck at the house with eleventy-billion people instead of going to my parent's or sister's place where I could fake sickness and leave right after dinner.
  3. I drove an Arctic Cat up a set of ramps into the back of a Tundra, the tailgate didn't collapse or crack or disintegrate or deform.
  4. Satty

    Polka Dots

    Actually, the freezer in the garage is full of cookies and ice cream made in preparation for the holidays. The beer is in the mini-fridge in my office/guest room. The freezer in the house has all the usual freezer stuff, meat, frozen vegitables and, for reasons I dont understand, a single unopened can of tuna.
  5. The Mini has a big-ass sunroof option.
  6. I've got a cunning plan in case the worst case scenario comes true. I cant go into specifics, but it involves invading Canada.
  7. Satty

    Polka Dots

    Will that help decrease my "down time" and allow me to make my baby juice faster? I want my army of 100,000,000 born before the end of the decade.
  8. That reminds me, I need to start a poll to see who squat and surfs.
  9. At the rate Saturns are selling, you'll be able to pick up an '08 with 200 miles in 2010 for next to nothing.
  10. Satty

    Polka Dots

    I've got 17 gallons (and counting) of my man juice stored in the freezer in my garage. Get ready for a master race of my offspring. Muahahahaha!!
  11. Have you ever watched a woman use a urinal? I have, and its awkward.
  12. I cant say that I'd buy an Astra 5-door under any circumstance. I could be convinced to get a 3-door, even with the depressing interior, subpar radio with awkward display and complete lack of interior storage. I realize the Cooper also has no interior storage and the center speedometer is a pain to read, but it is so much cooler and has a far more inviting interior with more than one color choice.
  13. Satty

    Polka Dots

    Yes, mozzarella sticks if you want to die. Those things are quite unhealthy, in fact they're so unhealthy they make unhealthy foods look healthy.
  14. And some people are willing to pay for cool, that why just about everything outsells the Astra, which is a fine, if flawed, vehicle.
  15. pages stuck together
  16. Its Reno Time!
  17. The Tundra isn't nearly as bad as people on C&G make it out to be.
  18. Satty

    Polka Dots

    Permaboner
  19. If I absolutely needed a truck, I'd get a Titan just because you can get a fully loaded one for like $14k, I cant even get a Tundra that cheap and I can get a deal on one through work.
  20. Satty

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    Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.
  21. I have an old camera phone, maybe I'll take some pictures of my taint with it and leave it someplace.
  22. full frontal nudity I'm not sure what this is in response to, but its the new word dammit
  23. drool Anytime I get caught looking at cleavage, I'm told very loudly to quit drooling
  24. BOOBIES!!!!!
  25. Headlines on the Chicago Tribune's website.
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