Satty

I drove an Arctic Cat up a set of ramps into the back of a Tundra, the tailgate didn't collapse or crack or disintegrate or deform.

Actually, the freezer in the garage is full of cookies and ice cream made in preparation for the holidays. The beer is in the mini-fridge in my office/guest room. The freezer in the house has all the usual freezer stuff, meat, frozen vegitables and, for reasons I dont understand, a single unopened can of tuna.

The Mini has a big-ass sunroof option.

I've got a cunning plan in case the worst case scenario comes true. I cant go into specifics, but it involves invading Canada.

Will that help decrease my "down time" and allow me to make my baby juice faster? I want my army of 100,000,000 born before the end of the decade.

That reminds me, I need to start a poll to see who squat and surfs.

At the rate Saturns are selling, you'll be able to pick up an '08 with 200 miles in 2010 for next to nothing.

I've got 17 gallons (and counting) of my man juice stored in the freezer in my garage. Get ready for a master race of my offspring. Muahahahaha!!

Have you ever watched a woman use a urinal? I have, and its awkward.

I cant say that I'd buy an Astra 5-door under any circumstance. I could be convinced to get a 3-door, even with the depressing interior, subpar radio with awkward display and complete lack of interior storage. I realize the Cooper also has no interior storage and the center speedometer is a pain to read, but it is so much cooler and has a far more inviting interior with more than one color choice.

Yes, mozzarella sticks if you want to die. Those things are quite unhealthy, in fact they're so unhealthy they make unhealthy foods look healthy.

And some people are willing to pay for cool, that why just about everything outsells the Astra, which is a fine, if flawed, vehicle.

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Its Reno Time!

The Tundra isn't nearly as bad as people on C&G make it out to be.

Permaboner

If I absolutely needed a truck, I'd get a Titan just because you can get a fully loaded one for like $14k, I cant even get a Tundra that cheap and I can get a deal on one through work.

Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.

I have an old camera phone, maybe I'll take some pictures of my taint with it and leave it someplace.

full frontal nudity I'm not sure what this is in response to, but its the new word dammit

drool Anytime I get caught looking at cleavage, I'm told very loudly to quit drooling

BOOBIES!!!!!

Headlines on the Chicago Tribune's website.

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