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Polka Dots

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ocnblu    732
I've been wondering... do you think a lot of ladies who polka are named Dot? It would be so perfect if it were true.

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ocnblu    732

Accordions

Won't you bicycle on a hillside desolate?

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Paolino    99
Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

You frequently type things like that though, no? :AH-HA_wink:

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Croc    268
Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

One of my fraternity brothers is the biggest stoner...his questions are more like "What if people had fins and could breathe in the ocean? Then you could spend all day eating seafood."

You then point out that it would be difficult to cook said seafood in a body of water, to which the inevitable response is "But what if you could cook underwater too?"

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capriceman    0
Speaking of stoners, does anybody know where I can find a black helicopter? I want to fly one over Montana and scare all the tinfoil hat people there.

how much you got

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capriceman    0

either that or he is makeing old fashion hats. I love that video.

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ocnblu    732
Whoa, clarity. Is there a doctor in the house? I just plopped my suitcase on the bed. Gotta unpack! Regular, of course.:AH-HA_wink:

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Mr. Brown Can Moo... Can You?

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Croc    268

Ocn, did you watch the Dr. Phil crusade against salvia and decide to try it for yourself before he convinces it to be made illegal? This is by far your strangest thread.

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Croc    268
Why would anyone have a boner while watching Dr. Phil in the first place? :huh:

Cialis? I mean where do you think you'd go to find your housewife in the afternoon? Oh, the TV...with Dr. Phil.

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