Satty

God no Ore-Ida sucks, but its a lot quicker than home-made.

Its basically a reborn Camry wagon, more luggage room than the sedan, not as tall as the Highlander. And no, I have no idea why it exists.

I'm easy (read:lazy) just give me some Ore-Ida frozen fries and I'll be happy.

Average people fire a guy because he wont punish their sister's estranged husband? Ordinary people get a per diem from the state to stay in the home that they own? Ordinary people want to tell their neighbors what they can and cannot do with their bodies?

I haven't yet found a dealership that will let me test drive a car blindfolded.

Well we know the G8 isn't losing retail sales to the Chrysler LX cars.

f@#k Nickleback right in their unoriginal asses. Why does Canada export so much crappy music? Brian Adams is my mortal enemy (asshole knows why) and Celine Dion could be the most irritating person in the history of the world.

It looks like a '98 Acura RL.

If you let me drive the Audi, I'll let you drive my LeSabre Estate.

Thinking people dont vote for a hypocrite.

The electoral map favors Obama at the moment, thats with Florida tied (my gut says its going to be red again) and New Mexico red (it had been polling for Obama until the other day).

One of the quirks of this year is that the conventions were back-to-back. You can thank the Olympics for McCain getting a big post-convention bump, he was able to prevent an Obama poll bump by announcing Palin the day after Obama accepted, then go into a convention, then further use Palin's charisma to stay at the forefront of the news. McCain isn't dumb, he just has stupid ideas. Like picking someone only marginally more qualified than me to be vp.

It looks like someone put a homemade body kit on a Sonata.

Palin on the Bush Doctrine: All Bush said as that we have the right to invade a sovereign nation (without a declaration of war) if there is a remote possibility that said nation will attack the U.S. Palin apparently interprets that as...I dont know, we suck at getting terrorists?

She's lucky she didn't get her mother's creepiness. But that appears to be an American beer.

1. "The Twist," Chubby Checker 2. "Smooth," Santana featuring Rob Thomas 3. "Mack the Knife," Bobby Darin 4. "How Do I Live," Leann Rimes 5. "Macarena," Los Del Rio 6. "Physical," Olivia Newton-John 7. "You Light Up My Life," Debby Boone 8. "Hey Jude," The Beatles 9. "We Belong Together," Mariah Carey 10. "Un-break My Heart," Toni Braxton On the bright side, no My Humps. Linkypoo

It really doesn't look like the Enclave. Maybe some Ford Edge up fron and some sort of Volvo in the taillights, but no Buick.

Apple just released the new iPods, so of course their stock is up a bit, but isn't there a strike at Boeing right now? I would have assumed that would cause their stock price to stay still, if not drop.

you mean a 72 year old man with a history of cancer should have picked someone qualified to be the leader of the free world?

Thats why I always bake homemade fries, frying is extremely tricky. Maybe the trick is to soak them in saltwater. I haven't done it in years, but wiping the oil off and letting them cool on a wire rack allowed a little more of the oil to drain off.

Worst. VP pick. Ever. She has no business running for national office, if she were actually the person people were voting for, it would a landslide loss of record proportion. She knows nothing about governing, all she knows is how to read the speeches McCain's people write for her attacking Obama. Why do you think she hasn't done a single live interview yet? Her ABC interview is going to take place (or has taken place, may have been yesterday and today) over the course of a few days, which gives her a ton of time to prepare for questions and to leave and come back to "clarify" what she may have said earlier. Has any other VP pick been protected from the media so much? Just awful and an insult to Americans.

Replace Radiohead with Pearl Jam and move to Seattle.

Ever been to Arkansas? I needed a freaking translator to buy gas.

As I said, just about everywhere in Mexico most Americans would be willing to go is already fairly Americanized.

Its numbers. Go to a Wal-Mart in a predominantly Spanish speaking area, there are going to be Spanish signs. Same with a Wal-Mart in a heavily Asian area.