Satty

You're being too nice. This song is the most asinine abomination ever released. I remember the first time I heard it on the radio, I thought, "What the hell? This cant be real" but alas, it was. The only good to come from this song is the Alanis Morisette cover, which was actually pretty brilliant as it exemplified the stupidity and ridiculous nature of the B.E.P. version.

I went and updated a bunch of my ringtones; Basket Case-primary ringtone Smurf song-sister/a couple of friends Conjunction Junction-A very special friend Easy Like Sunday Morning-Fiancee Still have "PC Load Letter, what the f@#k does that mean?" for my text tone.

I dont know who I hate more, myself for having this song on my computer or iTunes for randomly playing it.

What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. (A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4] She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. [Will.i.am] So real [x17]

Masturbating in the shower is the simplest pleasure life has to offer. That is totally me new motto.

I'm sure the Viper will sell fine after production is moved to China.

Oil companies are already shutting down rigs in the Gulf in anticipation of Gustav (yep, definately need more offshore drilling) so expect prices to jump, even if the storm doesn't actually hit any of the rigs. $4.10 for the national average within the next week, just my guess.

If you can afford the payments, keep the truck, if you cant, you may have to eat it on trade-in. Just depends on the situation.

Just stumbled upon something similar from 2004. Bush wasn't officially the candidate before the deadline to get on the ballot in Alabama, yet he won the state by 26%. So this is, indeed, nothing.

Its always Happy Hour somewhere.

I'd like to see VW expand in the US, maybe bring over a few of those Seat and Skodas. The Ibiza and Fabia could be interesting here.

Yeah, your truck is going to be a hard sell. Too nice to be a work truck, but no room for the kiddies if Mr. Home Depot decides to get a truck. My bro-in-law had a tough time trying to unload his F-150, so he gave up and kept it but rarely drives it. He has an old Accord that he paid cash for as a daily driver.

Your mom throws maturity out the window.

My friend was commenting yesterday about how hot McCain's daughter is.

My first year of college, I made pretty good money detailing peoples cars. I already had all the supplies to clean my car with, so I just took a few bucks here and there to do other peoples. A couple hours on a Saturday morning could net a few hundred bucks.

There is another option. Get a job flipping burgers at night, if you can do 5hrs a day, 5 days a week, at $6.50/hr, thats about $160/week before taxes. Then you really dont need the gym membership, or cable, or any of that other stuff, because you'll never have time to use it.

It would be nice to have a big, brown wagon that will blow away my friend's Mustang..... Anyways, I've already started looking towards the future. Assuming we dont rent the house out and move into an apartment (closer to work, school) I'll have pretty much free reign on another vehicle. I want a Wrangler very badly, have for years. But I'm also looking into other options. An Amigo would be pretty cool, a Tracker/Sidekick or (uber-rare) Rav4 vert would fit the bill nicely as well.

She (Cindy, that is) reminds me of the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.

Drive a Prius, then a Corolla, and you'll see there is no comparison. The Prius isn't a penalty box, and if definitely worth what Toyota is asking. The Volt would probably be the same way if it were priced alongside the Prius, maybe a bit more because of the technology factor, but pricing the Volt well above max sticker for the Prius and Camry isn't the best idea. Hell, $40,000 almost buys an RX hybrid.

Listening to that man pronounce "California" is one of the pure, simple joys in life.

The transmission is holding up like a real trooper, but it would definitely be replaced if I put in a more powerful engine. If I just got with another 307, I'll at least rebuild the one thats in there, depends on whats most economical. On the one hand, a 350 or 403 would be awesome, but on the other hand, part of me wants to keep it as stock as possible on the off chance that 20 years from now someone will pay six-digits for it at a Barret-Jackson auction. In other news, it still doesn't have a tailpipe. Well, it has one, but its sitting in the garage. The muffler guy my friend sent me to isn't in his shop until next week due to a family illness.

So GM should be off the hook, because there is a huge media conspiracy that FORCED them to screw up something that every automaker has been doing since WWI?

If someone breaks into your house, you're allowed to shoot them because they present a danger to you and your family. If someone breaks into your car in a parking lot and you jump out of a bush and beat them with a baseball bat (or golf club) you're f@#ked. Literally, you're going to be sodomized by the real criminals in jail.

What I think he's suggesting is that Buick start copying styling cues from other automakers instead of forging their own path.

Landlines are pretty much useless, unless you have to use dial-up. Cell phones are far more useful, and if you already have one, a landline is just a useless expense. Gym membership is also an unnecessary expense. Think about what you do at the gym, and there are probably free alternatives everywhere you look. Instead of running on a treadmill, jog around the neighborhood. If you're lifting weights, just clean the garage, its been my experience that most things in the garage are really freaking heavy. Cut out fast food (assuming you eat fast food) because its expensive and probably one of the reasons for the gym membership. Also, cheat on your taxes and write bad checks.