Satty

Ummm.....I really dont see how a hole in your ear can really be described as tasteful. Really, I dont get it.

All those shell casings on the streets make the heat index killer.

Technophile? Could just be a subconscious desire to hump Bill Gates.

Ok, its been 3 months (more or less) so its first oil change time. Be honest, how many miles have you put on it? I saw a black Sky the other day, looks 8,473,492 times better than the Solstice.

I walk aroubd naked but my massive wang wraps around my body so it looks like I'm clothed in Wang Wear. But really, I dont spend much time or effort on clothing, random t-shirts and polos, depending on the situation. I do have a couple L.L. Bean t-shirts, but thats pretty much all for the brand-name, overpriced crap.

Yeah, but the Pistons lost Wallace to a division rival, the Lions may end up being the worst football team ever and I have a feeling the Tigers are going to either falter in August or September because the team is young and inexperienced, pennant-race wise, other than the ageless (and useless) Pudge and that guy who beats up cameramen. And hockey season is months away.

Yea, I had a Buick Century with over 200k and it was scary to drive on the highway because of the shaking problem those things had. Should that be an indictment on GM's quality? Honestly I'd expect most 12 year old economy cars with over 150k miles to have some issues due to wear and tear. I have a friend who got married a couple of months ago, his wife has an '87 Toyota Corolla hatchback, 230k and it still runs like a champ, it looks like $h! but its more reliable than his 150k '97 Grand Am.

I couldn't rememebr the proper spelling of "entendre" so I googled it and the first thing that came up was the wikipedia entry (I spelled it correctly the first time) and I'm pretty bored so I started reading through it. It includes the best line ever! I dont know why, but that last part amuses me to no end.

Thats not a Freuidan slip, more of a double entendre. Thats more of a Freudian slip...have you considered the possibility that you're a closet homosexual? Maybe you and Josh can go to counseling together.

You know what I mean, enough camo to disguise it to the point where you dont know exactly whats coming up./ Besides if its anything like most GMs it'll look better in person than in pics. The pics dont make the car look bad but they dont make it look awesome in my eyes. I'll have to wait.

Did you sit behind where the steering wheel goes and make engine noises?

Sure its not a blue devil mule? :wink: It looks like....a sedan with a bunch of camo with headlights that look like they were influenced by TVR. I'll wait for some real pics.

expedition

Ummmm...its a letter from a reader not, as far as I can tell, someone on the Toronto Star's staff. I would kind of understand being upset if it were a huge story on the front page of the auto section under the headline IMPALA SUCKS but its a two paragraph blurb that will have absolutely no bearing on anyone thinking about buying an Impala.

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whale (I so wanted the first post on page 300)

The popups aren't getting past Norton AntiSpam for FireFox to have to block them.

Ok, so I saw a C3 vert earlier today, it was a light blue color with a blue interior. I have to say it looked mighty pimp, great road presence. Keep us updated on the restoration, I may have to pick your brain in a year or two when I buy myself a C3 or early C4 as a weekend toy/graduation present.

Stratus

No, but when he's born I am so going to let out a "w00t!"

LOL butts LOL.....josh is teh sukc

The first (and last) time I took the Solara to Jiffy Lube the guy was going over all of my info, I looked at the computer and said, "I got a new car" (they still had my L200 in the system) and he said "Oh...(looked right at the car's trunk and said) What year Grand Prix is it?" Nothing stange said about my Fusion, yet.

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Ok, here is a spaceship shooting at a Solstice driving next to the Sierra.

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