Sixty8panther

Even in a serious and deep thread like this Ocnblu cracks me up.

Wasp

Yeah.. it's about as water tight as a screen door with a kitty-flap in it. If you have not noticed yet, Sean's kind of umm... Crazy is a nice way to put it. The guy built a HUMMER body from scratch on a '79 Dodge RAM 2500 frame. Teh whole hummer body is made of 1/4 inch steel. The guy's a maniac. If he really felt like it he'd make the Balzer water-tight in one weekend. Actaully speaking of his projects he stuffed his Suburban's nose into a tree while off roading. So instead of putting a new nose on the truck he borrowed the hood & bumper off his HUMMER and narrrowd it on each side by a few inches and tacked it onto the 'Burban. He's contemplating making it into a Hummer-Avalanche style hybrid that never was. I'm sure he'll do it next time he get's bored. Here's the HUMM-Burban we we're now calling it. Speaking of noses... I forgot to mention: The reason my '88 has the later style nose and a crinkle in the fender is because the previous owner (before Sean) drove the nose of the Suburban over a Lexus Trunk. Lexus: totalled, Blazer: smashed grille and slightly bent bumper!

My Saturday Night (not G rated) ---------------------------- 8:30am Get up with Sofia... make her french toast 10:00am Head out to Autozone and pick up a few parts from XP. 11:00am Drive "Tetanus Shot" to Tobin's Auto Parts... pick up coolant 11:30am Finsish up putting a new Radiator in the Datsun. Did I say "new" I meant the scummy old one sitting in the trunk of my Demolition Derby Volvo 240. I bought it just in case my radiator got punctured durring the race, never used it. AS it turns out damn thing is a perfect fit for my Datsun. Life is good. 11:35am Rusty Datsun Parts For Sale 12:00 noon Add 1/2 quart of Lucas Oil to T.S., manage to spill half of it all over the damn exhaust manifold! 1:00pm Climb up into T.S. again & drive to Hardware Store... get duplicate keys cut for T.S., although the ignition is so worn that NO key is required to start it. I love this quality about old GM cars/trucks. "Keys? We don't need no stinkin' Keys!" 2:00pm Bolt passanger seat down in T.S., did I say "BOLT" I meant "Jimmy-Rig" 3:00pm Robin comes over... gets to work on his 30-pack of Budweiser. 3:30pm Marcia (G/F) leaves to go to Audrey's house for the night. 4:00pm Give Sofia a bath, get her dressed and warm up Datsun 5:30pm Drop off Sofia at "In-Laws" (I'm not married yet) 6:00pm Drive at 1.7 times speed limit all over Middlesex county while try to figure out what Robin & I are going to do. 6:15pm I powerslide the Datsun around a hairpin off-ramp at like 55mph, Robin is not amused... but he laughs anyway. 8:00pm We park the car at the "Blue Moon"... local strip club. 8:03pm I walk ioto a strip club for the first time in my life. The place actually is not skanky. 8:20pm White Russian & one Budweiser later I cut myself off cause I have to drive... besides, Robin is drinking enough for the both of us. 8:30pm Drop a few bucks on the stage and watch some skiny small-boobed chick do her thing on the pole. 8:45pm Robin throws a $20 bill at me and says get a lap dance! This Italian Chick with long curly hair gives me my first lap dance. I have to remind myself that if I cop a sqeeze I'll end up with a black eye and a sore back. 9:00pm I'm getting wicked hungry & although I'm loving all the naked chicks most are about 10-15% too skiny for me. 9:01pm Very, very, VERY sexy blonde, hazel/green eyed girl sits a few chairs over from me. I grab a $20 and decide to get another lap dance. This girl's perfect. Reasonably big NATRUAL breasts and very curvy figure. Nice baby making hips and just a little bit of a chubby butt. She's wearing a sexy but not slutty white dress and when she takes it off I'm having trouble keeping my eyes north of her crotch. :AH-HA_wink: I tell her she's got the nicest body there by far she gets all giggly and says she thinks she's a bit chunky... I tell her those Tennis player legs are absolutely scrumptious. 9:15pm I drag Robin out of the bar... he's having a little trouble walking straight. 9:20pm On my way out the door the Blonde Cuttie gives me a peck on the cheek, I blush. 9:21pm I do a burnout on my way out of the strip club, Robin's too drunk to care. 9:27pm Park the Datsun at Stop & Shop, go in and grab $87 worth of Lobster. Actaully just TWO Lobsters. 9:30pm Robin pays for Lobsters 9:35pm Back in the Datsun, Robin opens up one of the bags and tells Mr.Five-Ponder: "You're going to die and I'm going to eat you!" 9:50pm Robin get's back to work on his 30 pack. About half done at this point. 10:00pm We share an "herb-cigarette" 10:15pm Finally the water is boiling, I get peer pressured into having seme Peach Absolut Vodka. 10:30pm Before & after: 10:40pm I'm holding a piece of Lobster Tail Meat in my hand that is about as big as a Granade. 10:50pm 99% done with the Lobster my buddy Duffy calls from Arizona. 10:55pm Robin is out for the count. Passed out on my Sofa in the living room... all time new Record! Usually he's ready to pass out around midnight, the earliest like 11:30pm. 1:00am After listening to half of the Moody Blues G.H. & eating half a box of Chocolate Chip Cookies I decide to call it a night.

It's off of Sean's otehr truck... (handbuilt Hummer) Sean never hooked it up but it's supposed to be a snorkel so the truck can run submerged.

Okay... so rememebr how my buddy Sean owed me like $2600+ from our crazy roadtrip to No. Carolina when I sold his 1969 Camaro on eBay? Sept. 2005 Well, I finally tracked down that guy after gettig blown off for a few months. Long story short he's hurting for money and so I decided to take a vehicle of his as partial payment. I was really hoping he'd give me his 1986 Mercedes Benz 560SEC. It's a true pillarless hardtop! Well that did not happen. *DAMN* But I did get a scummy death-trap of a truck. It's a 1988 Chevy Blazer Silverado that's been riden hard and put away wet. I've had some rusted out, squeaky, dented & Carbon-monoxide spewing POS beaters in my day but this thing takes the 'effin cake! I'll post more photos later but here's a couple to give you and idea of what I'm talking about. Me and Ross have come up wiht some nicknames for it... so far my favorite two are "Flat Meat" since this truck can make flatmeat (roadkill) and it was probably last driven by someone who eats flatmeat-jerky. The other one I like is "Tetanus Shot" since durring my first 4 days of owning the truck and working on it I've gotten cut about 7 times on rusty metal shards. Oh, one last thing: you know you're driving a real Redneck Special when you find a letter from jail in the center console!

1936 Toyota AA: The only car in Automotive history that is MORE flatterig in a cheap 1:43 scale toy than it is in real life in Concourse D'Elegance condition.

Awsome! I have a few friends like that... exact same bull$h! mentalitry of always F&%#$ing with ya.

Da Bears....

Oh-oh Gassy? Whatchu talking about?

I know we've all been posting video links galore as of late but I could not resist posting this one.... I'm pretty sure a few people did not live through some of these crashes! http://www.youtube.com/w/Extreme-car-crash...rch=car%20crash

Amazing. I'm proud to be an American. This country really does kick ass more than any other!

Five very serious suggestions.

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Explain this: http://forum.910bluebird.com/index.php?showtopic=4123&hl=

Absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. Lesbians that would alow me into the bedroom to "assist" with their bits 'n pieces are the best kind of people going... :wink:

Two part question: What company used the slogan "Ask the Man Who Owns One?" What company used the slogan "Ask Anyone Who Owns One?" Toyota, Mopar? From whom did General Motors buy the "Buick 231cid V6?" ummm.... BUY? What did the Eagle Premier, Renault 25, Volvo 260, Delorean, and Peugeot 604 have in common? 2.8 liter V6 "PVR" motors What (and when) was Ferdinand Porsche's first automotive design? VW, or as Hitler called it the KDF What company formed Freightliner? Peterbuilt What do Subaru of America, Yugo, and the Bertone X1/9 have in common? Bricklin In the same vein, what do Volkswagen, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Alfa Romeo have in common? Chrylser? Packard? In the 1980s, everyone experimented with four-wheel drive or all-wheel drive cars. AMC had the Eagle. Ford and GM each had one entrant in the United States. What were they? Merkur XR4Ti & Scorpio for Ford, GM had the Pontiac 6000 & later the Syclone/Typhoon

Phillips Head

Yes indeed, after years of manufacturing knock-off Singer Sewing machines this was Toyota's very first attempt at making a car. If you ask me they should have quit while they were "ahead". Every singele body-line proportion & detail on this car makes me think of

Some good points are being thrown around i this thead but there's also a mountain of B.S. A sale is a sale, pure and simple. There's plenty of peolpe who buy cars like Camrys and Civics based on some Kumquat's recomendation in C.R. and NOTHING else.... that's just as much of a "fleet" sale as Enterprise buying an Impala LS. I never said taht you're nit alowed ot criticize GM here, I do it all the effin time. I do however think that ceratin people never have ANY-THING good to say fior the General... which to me means they are on the wrong forum.

Wow, cool beans. Good for you! I also have a new addition to the fleet as of 24 hours ago. I'll tell everyone about it soon in a separate thread.

Just in time for my newest death-trap to save the day for Marcia. She's going to do about 150 miles worth of driving this weekend and she's probably takibg the newest addition fo the Panther fleet. Thread all about it comming soon.