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The poll that berates you!

Team America, World Police: Categorize yourself!  

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  1. 1. Team America, World Police: Categorize yourself!

    • Dick
      8
    • Pussy
      7
    • Asshole
      3


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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f@#ked by dicks. But dicks also f@#k assholes: assholes that just want to $h! on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f@#k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f@#k too much or f@#k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of $h! that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f@#k this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in $h!!

So-

Dicks: Defend their country by any means necessary, no matter what. Think US Army.

Pussies: Would never fight a war. Think dirty hippie.

Assholes: Want to kill everyone. Think dictator.

Now - degrade yourself and answer the poll, dammit!

Edited by the_yellow_dart

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How about an option for "Dick-holes," for those of us who spend some time f-ing and some time $h!ting on stuff?

I just recently saw this movie for the first time, and it's awesome! One of the funniest scenes is when Gary shows the "distress signal." I love it how they try to do so much with puppets, but certain things they just give up. Like the hand-to-hand combat scene in Paris, where the puppets just run into each other and move around.

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Not to brag or anything... But I have the biggest "Dick" here. I already fit in the dick category.

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This thread...

worthless...

without... :AH-HA_wink:

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This thread...

worthless...

without... :AH-HA_wink:

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With out what? Cheese?

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Whenever I'm faced with the choice of those three I choose

that warm pink place I like to stick my personal Richard. :wink:

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