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QUOTE (YellowJacket894 @ Mar 21 2009, 10:03 PM) A man with a neck that was particularly odd shade of red asked to buy a cigarette from me on my break at work today. He was driving a Chevrolet Cavalier, the jellybean model, with bungee cords holding down the decklid and the front bumper, the window tint peeling, the hubcaps non-matching, and a not a straight body panel in sight. I've seen two other Cavaliers in similar condition tooling around the parking lot at work as well. In addition to the Crapalier, the first-generation, post mid-cycle enhancement S10 is just as bad. And they're usually fitted out with Alteezas. Mmmmmmmmmmm ... redneckmobiles. Which made me notice the last few weeks..I've never seen so many beat up 03+ Cavaliers... And these cars are barely 6 years old! I spotted an 03 Blue sedan rusting from every door! At least the wife's 03 still looks pretty good for it's age...clean, waxed, and running very well for a 55k car... Though if that damn clean driver's side visor breaks AGAIN, I swear I will have to redneck it.... Damn GM and those cheap 90s cars....

QUOTE (YellowJacket894 @ Mar 21 2009, 11:42 PM) That's a tough act to follow. But I think I might have it topped. Back when I used to work at a Marathon station (which was located just a few miles away from Jackson County, one of the biggest white trash meccas of Kentucky), a white trash cracker redneck motherfucker pulled up to pump 3 in a green '80s Dodge Daytona that was, no lie, missing its hood. It also had a red passenger side door, which means he actually managed to find another Daytona to scavenge for parts. The passenger side headlamp was in the open position while the driver's side headlamp was in the closed position and the taillights were fixed with red tape. And, as he pulled away to go back to the backwoods shack he crawled out from, his engine sounded like a horrifying combination of Leatherface's Stihl chainsaw and a sperm whale queefing in a pool of tapicoa pudding. There was also a very disgusting Dodge Spirit that was a regular at that gas station. At some point, it had been drunkenly painted black primer (you could see the original silver-blue paint in patches underneath it), drunkenly re-painted gray primer (you could see the black primer in patches underneath that), then it had caught on fire (there were scorch-marks on the hood and roof). It still ran, surprisingly, by the means of some redneck engineering and a few rolls of duct tape. I think with the economy in the terrible shape its in, I'm going to see a lot more cars like these. White trash rednecks are going to spend a little less on automotive maintenance in order to afford their cheap beer and cheap cigarettes. Damn YJ, I just about fell out of my chair after reading that one.....

Very cool..

+2 I feel like biulding the darn thing myself...cheaper anyways..... Though I'm happy with my Gateway now...

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Yes, and Yes. I would use it in my balt, but it can get pricey.....

Scary enough, Walmart's stuff is actually pretty good....

I'm not liking it...

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Very interesting...

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Funny, my first car was almost a 86 Cim..... And My Js were pretty good...besides the rust....

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Thanks!

Not bad....

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My Balt used that up till the last oil change, and the wagon ran it it for years... Good stuff.

Funny. I heard that, but no mention of the Chevy. Are you are sure there is going to be a chevy?

I hope they saved it...

Cool! I'm going to clean the slim, and ready the old one. If I'm lucky, both will work well and I'll have a back up.....

Agreed. But I need to find myself a bike that can go anywhere, but save my bad back....