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Ohhhh....I thought of another one thats so not-funny, it shows how retarded Chuck Norris jokes are. Chuck Norris denies the Holocaust.

I had a bunch of beads, my fiancee flashed me in an alley, I told her she wasn't getting any 'cause I've seen her boobs plenty of times.

Yet you repeatedly bash the Solara, which is basically a 1st gen G6 coupe, styling wise. When it comes to powertrain and refinement, the Solara is like a 43rd generation G6.

Boobs are awesome. The pub crawl was not. First of all, it was freaking cold, about 20 degrees when we got there. Secondly, I made the mistake of parking across the street from the gay bar, so when my 6'3, 207 pounds of pure, shaved head sexiness got out of the Cooper, I had dudes propositioning me from across the street. Then all the good bars were packed to the point we couldn't get any booze. The crappy bars were all empty and had awful bands. Our 3rd wheel couldn't find a guy to go home with so we had to take her home, by that time I was tired and didn't feel like driving to her neck of the woods. But here is the worst part. The boobs weren't plentiful. There were some here and there, but they were all fat chicks. Or horses that learned to stand upright. Or those dumb women who think that being old automatically makes them a cougar.

Chuck Norris jokes also aren't funny.

Actually, I should make this a survey. Which is better, boobs or alcohol? Both are pretty cool. Oh, and I was joking about the pics, I'm not 68, I'm not going to start taking pictures of random women and posting them on the internet, thats mega-creepy.

I'll take plenty of pics. Of boobs.

Mardi Gras pub crawl tonight! If I post anything really retarded, its probably because someone forgot to take my phone away from me before we hit the bars.

Money doesn't tell you you're doing it wrong.

Oh, and the dogs lick each others butts. Its really weird.

Start doing more core work, hit the abs hard.

I said it in the Chrysler thread, nothing will match the original. Copycats=FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sure that, just like every other Kia, I'll be seeing commercials advertising the Borrego for $169/month for 60 months with 10% down.

I'm sure the kids who jockey the cars at Avis will be full of EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toyota called. They said the Solara is so played out, they dont even make it anymore.

Nah, he usually molests them mid-afternoon and kills them before nightfall.

Hey NOS, Jim "Buickman" Dollinger has a 2003 Corvette Convertible for the low, low price of $31,000. Only 50,000 miles! Maybe Josh can ask him about a discount when he does the eagerly anticipated Buickman interview.

There is a Chevy 454 SS on CL for $7,000.

I checked on Google Maps, and the address is pretty much in the middle of town.