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Satty

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  1. Satty

    Vacation time!

    I'm salaried but I usually only work about 4-5 hours a day 4 days a week. Its a great deal I worked out so I could do school and have free time. Plus I'm so awesome I can do in 20 hours what a mere mortal would take 40 to do. We're staying in Miami, no idea where we're actually going to be or what we're doing.
  2. Finally! I've been at work but mentally away for about 2 weeks, today was finally my last day before taking a ton of time off. Looking back, I'm not sure why I bothered going in yesterday or today, but I did. Today was fantastic because we had out holiday luncheon which took up about 3 hours of my time, add to that leaving an hour early, and I'm feeling all right. Just need to get through tomorrow and Thursday and I'm off the the beach for a week.
  3. While useless for ice cream, those wooden spoons are awesome projectiles.
  4. 72 car pileup!!!!
  5. And wouldn't this pretty much include all Jewish people?
  6. Horse (I used to work with a girl named Sam who had a horse. I didn't discover this until I didn't feel like doing my job so I asked her to and tried bribing her with a pony)
  7. If it weren't for sex, you wouldn't have a wife or children. In fact, you wouldn't exist. Therefore sex > everything. Sorry, couldn't resist. But speaking of kids, mine will eat asparagus without any protest, but refuses to eat a hamburger.
  8. Wait...isn't the left lane for passing? Or have I completely misinterpreted those "Slower traffic stay right" signs?
  9. War on Fat People
  10. Satty

    Obesity tax?

    The really, really fat ones put ads on Craigslist because they cant find a good enough man in their everyday life.
  11. The cold weather has given me the opportunity to play with my song, which is one of the most fun things ever. We play with his cars, his legos, anything else he can find. Its awesome.
  12. fecal coliforms
  13. There are other things to do with my time than have sex?
  14. He's not driving a Chevy. He hasn't been driving a Toyota. Oh, and NASCAR is stupid.
  15. They all turn left just the same.
  16. I think I'm going to go get some "exercise" right now.
  17. I see a lot of TRD-enhanced tCs. If I ever get another Solara, I'll get the TRD supercharger.
  18. 1977 Impala Coupe Needs work, but it would be one hell of a winter beater for someone. For $700, not a bad deal at all.
  19. Yes, but they're usually more visible on the beach.
  20. Wilhelm
  21. Hmmmm.....PCS can get a sex change then take me to Iceland. Everyone wins!
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