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Tell that to Enterprise, I can rent a Lucerne for $40/day

I dont "get" doggie dress-up either, but to each his own. I'd get bit in the nuts if I tried putting a dress on the lab. Hell, I get bit in the nuts if I take one of her toys away.

rash

whip

Neither of ours got dressed up, I doubt they'd like it much.

Regarding modern furniture. I really like it, which proves (as if it was ever in doubt) that I'm white. I inherited an IKEA coffee table and chair when my fiancee moved in, and they're both awesome. I want more IKEA!

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I'm not allergic, not really lazy, just busy. We're hosting Christmas and skipping town the next day, so we need to have a tree, but dont want to be stuck un-decorating and tossing a tree out in a hurry or coming back after a couple weeks to a dead tree and needles all over the floor. With such short notice, a real tree would be most cost effective, but I've resigned myself to the fact that we're going to have to get something quickly.

Black is a bitch to keep looking good.

I'm just glad I remembered to buy a new ice scraper, I broke the one I had in the Fusion. I bought new wiper blades (Silicone!), but never bothered putting them on, because I'm an idiot.

We got a free fake tree from an acquaintance who got a new one this year. It looks like $h!, no wonder they got a new one.

I've never seen a white 2nd gen Prius. I've seen a couple of white 1st gens, but all the 2nd gens around here are either black, blue or red.

I left work today and my car was covered in ice. That sucked. The roads were clean, but that didn't stop morons from going 45 on the highway.

Yo Gabba Gabba is a freaky-ass kids show on Nick Jr/Noggin. Its really weird, and the songs are annoyingly catchy. If you dont believe me, click any of the links above. There's a Party in My Tummy and Dont Bite Your Friends will be stuck in your head for days. And I hate that damned Plex. Just because you're a magic robot doesn't mean you have to be an asshole. Yes, I watch way too much children's television.

Plex is a huge dick, maybe thats why I dislike the show.

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You obviously dont have kids. If I have to listen to Dont Bit Your Friends one more time I'm going to flip out. And the very first post states this is to be an ongoing thread, so I brought it back, so bite me.

velour

You Dont Know Me - Ben Folds

pimp

Wow, glad everyones ok, relatively speaking.

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