Satty

Finally! I've been at work but mentally away for about 2 weeks, today was finally my last day before taking a ton of time off. Looking back, I'm not sure why I bothered going in yesterday or today, but I did. Today was fantastic because we had out holiday luncheon which took up about 3 hours of my time, add to that leaving an hour early, and I'm feeling all right. Just need to get through tomorrow and Thursday and I'm off the the beach for a week.

While useless for ice cream, those wooden spoons are awesome projectiles.

72 car pileup!!!!

And wouldn't this pretty much include all Jewish people?

pit stop

Horse (I used to work with a girl named Sam who had a horse. I didn't discover this until I didn't feel like doing my job so I asked her to and tried bribing her with a pony)

left

If it weren't for sex, you wouldn't have a wife or children. In fact, you wouldn't exist. Therefore sex > everything. Sorry, couldn't resist. But speaking of kids, mine will eat asparagus without any protest, but refuses to eat a hamburger.

Wait...isn't the left lane for passing? Or have I completely misinterpreted those "Slower traffic stay right" signs?

War on Fat People

The really, really fat ones put ads on Craigslist because they cant find a good enough man in their everyday life.

The cold weather has given me the opportunity to play with my song, which is one of the most fun things ever. We play with his cars, his legos, anything else he can find. Its awesome.

fecal coliforms

Left

There are other things to do with my time than have sex?

He's not driving a Chevy. He hasn't been driving a Toyota. Oh, and NASCAR is stupid.

They all turn left just the same.

I think I'm going to go get some "exercise" right now.

I see a lot of TRD-enhanced tCs. If I ever get another Solara, I'll get the TRD supercharger.

1977 Impala Coupe Needs work, but it would be one hell of a winter beater for someone. For $700, not a bad deal at all.

Yes, but they're usually more visible on the beach.

Wilhelm

Hmmmm.....PCS can get a sex change then take me to Iceland. Everyone wins!

To bring this thread back around to where it started, it is brutally cold outside. The wind is howling, the wind chill has got to be below zero. I know those in the northeast have been hit with snow, but at least that gives you a good reason to not go into work. "I'm snowed in" is much more acceptable than "Its too cold to drive."

You want to trick me into gay marriage? I'll find a way to get you to pay for me to visit Iceland, I'll just have to think up a cunning plan.