Satty

Its almost impossible with bucket seats and an armrest, there is no room for mistake. Obviously oral sex is significantly easier, at least receiving it while driving. I'm not sure performing oral sex while driving would end well. Oh, and cruise control is your friend.

Its easy, just make sure the road is straight.

I spent so long delivering pizzas that I've perfected the art of distracted driving. Talking while driving-check Texting while driving-check Playing Tetris while driving-check (I dont recommend this) Sex while driving-check (I recommend this) Driving with my eyes closed-check (I really, really dont recommend this)

Z4 M Coupe X6--I really dont get the point

Only closer we've had is the Lincoln/Mercury/Jeep/Eagle dealer that closed last year. LM were picked up by a Ford dealer outside of town, Jeep went to the Chrysler/Nissa/Kia dealer and Eagle has been dead for a decade, but their old radio jingle pops into my head anytime I think about that place.

68Panther=probably FlyBrian in hiding

Yeah 'blu, dont you have the low resistance tires? I'm not a big fan of them at high speed.

I have an awkward soft spot for tiny, ugly, boxy vehicles.

'71 Nova Just thought I'd put it up 'cause it looks decent. '74 Monte Carlo I want I want I want. White on white, low miles, looks clean enough. I want. Not a car, but these wheels might look good on the LeSabre.

I'm looking forward to the Kia Soul.

I dont care for having to go to the store two weeks before Christmas. I just needed a freaking light bulb and some Pepsi and I seriously thought I was going to have to kill someone, so here are the particulars: --Parking spot stalkers (those assholes who stop and wait for someone to put all their $h! in their car then pull out, while cars line up behind them) --The idiots who stop to talk to other idiots in the middle of an aisle so nobody can get by --People who take 2 carts full of crap through the "20 items or less" line --The woman who told me that I should respect other people's property when I let my shopping cart roll into the side of the Buick. I couldn't resist telling her off.

So everyone would be fine with it if the word "$h!ty" were removed and a Freestar were used instead of a Windstar?

We still dont know when its going to be built or get here. The salesman has called a couple of times, but Jill hasn't had time to call him back.

Out of curiosity, what part isn't true? People haven't been buying domestics, and now the Big 3 are on the verge of getting taxpayer money.

I haven't spent any time in the back of a Rabbit. I'm 6'2-6'3 and I fit in the back of a MINI as long as the front seat isn't all the way back. Its not the most comfortable place in the world, but its tolerable for a ride across town. But, again, I never sit in the back seat of my own car.

I dont plan on sitting in back, and my 2 year old fits just fine.

I've seen green first gens, but not second.

steroids

Rabbit 4-door with 16" Magny Cours alloy wheels, sunroof and iPod adapter-$20,639 Astra XR 4-door with sunroof-$19,245 The Astra is dumpy looking in 4-door form. Which would I choose? Neither, there is a much more MINI option out there that I prefer.

I'm sure our utility companies are supposed to, but it never happens.

No, I'm pretty sure you're an awesome, hilarious, emotionless, Grade A Douche. Also, your left arm is 17/20ths of an inch longer than your right.

Power lines dont like having an inch of ice on them, neither do trees. There were lines down and transformers blowing everywhere and trees weakening and falling for over a week, bringing down new lines because nobody was smart enough to trim their trees before the storm. At one point, our Public Works department had to drive to Arkansas to get diesel for the trucks because none of the local stations had any.

Which ice storm? The one in 2008 wasn't that bad, I only lost power for about a week, but there was quicte a bit of flooding in the spring. The one in 2007 ago was awful, no power for a couple of weeks, stations running out of gas, stores running out of groceries. 'Twas fun.

You call that an ice storm? We call that an average Tuesday in January.

NOOOOOO!!!!! I was going to hot rod those Celebrities and collect all those Aeries because they're SOOOOOOO valuable.