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Satty

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  1. Some suggested song for any Dodge commercial: I'm Ugly and I Dont Know Why- Butt Trumpet The Gambler- Kenny Rogers (Lets face it, if you're buying a Dodge, you're betting they're going to be around in a couple of years)
  2. I opened my garage door and noticed a little bit of snow on the driveway and thought, "well thats weird" because it was also really sunny. So I get in the car and go, with sunglasses on, only to have the sky cloud up and a freak snowfall occur. It was pretty heavy at times. Just like that it was gone, lasted 10-15 minutes. Its still windy and cold, but its going to be back in the 60's Monday.
  3. I know it possible because I've seen a Mexican market vehicle (Dodge Ramcharger) with Missouri plates. Email or call the Department of Revenue and say you're interested in a car that originated in Mexico and see what happens.
  4. I'd say that the Century with a very similar paint job and a massive subwoofer in place of the back seat was pretty tasteless.
  5. Has Alfa ever made an ugly car?
  6. A-pillar back is fairly derivative but overall its nice.
  7. If only I had thought of that. I could have put Alex up front on my house and used the money I did put down on a pool and a VW Thing. On second thought, I like my kid too much.
  8. I would be inclined to say no, $2k Canadian is about $1700 American, and there is no way a '95 Neon (even with so few miles) is worth that much, especially if it has under body rust. You can easily find something better, hell a rust-free '93 Accord will cost $1500 US (if that) and will run forever. My brother-in-law's (the one I drove after my wreck) has cost him less than $1500 for the car, registration, new tires/brakes and a new hood/grille/headlights ('twas in a fender bender before he bought it) and its a very solid car that would look great with a paint job and will run well past the 250k miles on it right now. If the engine does go out, a new one from the junkyard will cost a few hundred bucks.
  9. Location, location, location. They shouldn't have to sell land they've bought and go through the buying, zoning, etc crap again at a possibly less convenient location for their membership because of some (attempted) subtle racism. You really think anyone is bitching because of traffic that might be an issue a couple of hours a week? If it were a Methodist, Baptist, Catholic, whatever church this pig farmer would be up there helping them build it.
  10. The redneck holding the pig races thinking they will deter a mosque is quite obviously racist. One would think that the foreign guy, the immigrant, who I bet at some point in his life has been bigoted against, would understand. Never mind, its like trying to explain Nietzsche to my five year old nephew, it just wont take.
  11. Bung Satty--w00t!
  12. I spent time on two campuses today getting a few loose ends tied up, and while I've gotten used to the prices, one thing I cant get used to is being "old." I was standing in line (ironically to pay money for something) and I was the only person within 50 feet who could buy their own alcohol.
  13. Good to know racism is alive and well, it is the American way after all.
  14. Satty

    Attn: NOS

    If you're spending $200/date, chances are you're paying the woman to get into the sack.
  15. Satty

    If I Had The Cash

    Thats not a bad price for a '94 with a V8. There was an '89 with "Vortec V8" written in the window (didn't have displacement) and some really fat rear tires selling for $3200 around here.
  16. Satty

    Attn: NOS

    There are pics too, but I'm sure as hell not posting them. This just keeps getting funnier as the day progresses. Someone, somewhere (probably Fly, maybe Ven) complained that their latex love doll wasn't cuddly enough, and thus this was born.
  17. Satty

    Attn: NOS

    I've got the perfect replacement for your LoveEwe, theTeddy Babe. The FAQ is, interesting to say the least.
  18. I want ball vents.
  19. How much has the Iraq war cost? How many life saving operations could that money have been used for? 2000 wasn't exactly fair, but he did get the popular vote in '04, remember it was a "mandate from god."
  20. They are democratically elected......
  21. They're in the damned commercials for this thing too. God I hate this car.
  22. I know what you mean.
  23. Adding inches to the length may throw off the proportions of the concept. Plus it wont do much to keep the car light, which GM has a problem with anyways.
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