Satty

Hell, even a used U-Haul would do pretty well for what you need. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, allows you to keep more money for other things, like the worlds largest collection of pornography, I know you've had your eye on it.

Update on my plans for the evening....kind of. I'll have to set this up: I went for an 8 mile bike ride today, my first ride of the year, and I haven't taken a shower yet, so I have some really atrocious ball funk going on. I mean this should could knock someone out. I was trying to change the subject with Dawn a few minutes ago, so I mentioned that. She told me to take a shower. I'm thinking about not taking a shower and seeing what happens.

If it were me, I'd go for something like this. Old and beat up, likely to run forever if looked after and able to haul a ton of $h! without having to worry about weather, vandalism, etc.

Chevy 454 SS Ford Lightning They're like trucks, only faster.

Swallow

nut sack

I hope he at least buys it dinner first. And a good, high quality water based lubricant.

They bought Mattel and sold millions of Hot Wheels, they are including those in sales numbers. Or the writer was sniffing propane for a while before doing that peice.

So THATS what NOS is doing tonight.

Tag:

Make the X-Trail look like that on the outside, tone down the cool-for-a-concept-but-bad-for-production interior and bring it here.

I tagged a cheerleader in high school......

Are you menstruating? Because I am. Menstruating, that is.

It took you like four seconds to respond. Scary.

This is not a proper Valebtines Day date.

So far today I have done a $h!ty job of avoiding my girlfriend. We're having dinner together later, nothing special.

Well that is certainly special. We dont do that at work but the lesbian cook and I get into box fights, that is we take an empty box (usually a cheese box, although sometimes frozen dough boxes) and throw it at each other for a few minutes.

My Saturn had an (aftermarket) one touch open/close sunroof. The Solara's is one touch open but you have to hold the button to close it.

My money would be on the next gen tC being lighter and more Celica-like while Toyota gets a new Supra.

I saw a Yukon today. Looks better in person, but still not great.

25...only a few years off. A twenty-something at heart. Um...duh, many 21 year olds are.

Was Ferdinand Porsche left handed?

That reminds me of something that happened a couple weeks ago. We got a delivery to a construction site, a couple of guys finishing up a house because somebody bought it and wanted it done quickly, the workers didn't know the proper address or street name because its in a new area and nothing is clearly marked. So the guy who was supposed to take it called and was a complete asshole to the customer, saying we need an exact address, blah blah blah. Well he gets directions (very clear I might add) and when it comes up I realize that it runs better with the deliveris I was taking. So I get there (the only trouble being that the customer said there was a white truck parked out in front, and there were two houses right next to each other with white trucks) and the guy asks, "Are you the one I talked to on the phone?" I said no, the guy said, "Good, because he was a jerk" and gave me a $6 tip. I kick ass.

Hmm.....now that I think about it, Jesus and Dubya do have something in common......wonder what happened during the times we dont have information about, or whose records have been largely blacked out.

On the other side of things, people get one one free stiff, if I dont get a tip on the first or second delivery I make to a house (could be weeks or months apart) then they aren't getting top-notch service the next time or times. I'm sorry but if you have the money to be ordering pizza (which when you think about it, isn't cheap compared to the alternatives) then you have a buck or two to give the drivers who burns his or her gas and puts the added miles on hir or her cars, and the driver (usually) has to cover the maintenance. Oil changes, brakes, tires, all that crap comes out of my pocket, and of your lazy ass doesn't realize that then you get non of your coveted parmasean cheese and crushed red pepper packets and you r driver likely wont take the "quick" route to make sure you get your food hot. As a matter of fact, the driver may very well take the "long" way which could take him or her several miles (or maybe a town or two) out of the way, and may do it with your food sitting on top of, and not inside, the delivery bag so it gets cold faster. On the flip side, if a driver knows he's going to get a tip, he'll do whatever it takes to make the customer happy. Same goes for wait staff. And yes, I'm glad I only deliver a couple of days a week now, working in the store, even as management, is sooooo much less stressful.