Satty

But the G2 doesn't have a cheap, tacked on twin kidney grille.

I'll do something in the next 2 years to screw it up. Like pull off a dutch oven.

State Farm just quoted me $120/month on a '98 Corvette, barely more than the Prius.

Amputee bathroom hardware handjob porn?

Macy Gray-- I Try

Sometime in the Spring of 2011. Crap, that only gives me 2 years to figure out a way to miss my own wedding.

A million times more fun than anything in your poll, and its a GM hatchback. Sex on wheels?

Keep the miles low, it'll be a collector's item in 20 years.

That Civic is stock in appearance, but its a beast under the hood. I'd love to have a Supra, they're capable of putting up stupid hp numbers. Yet tragically, the one thing a 500hp Supra, a 700hp Supra and a 950hp Supra have in common is that they all run 12's. I wouldn't call any of the cars in the poll fun to drive. With one exception, they're generic GM FWDers, and the one exception makes 63 fewer horsepower than a Camry V6.

Cantaloupe

Know what I just realized? The Patriot looks a lot like the Trooper.

Close enough

No idea wtf that was, but I watched the whole thing.

I wonder if that lift kit can be made to work on a Neon. I'd love to see a 2nd gen Neon with the same wheel gaps as a Cobalt.

How about something that would actually be fun to drive? Or something attractive and desirable? Or pure awesomeness?

*Sorry, couldn't resist. Maybe I'll post some 5 year old Chuck Norris facts next. Or make up my own Chuck Mangione facts.

A few years ago in an English class I wrote a paper in the style of a 16 year old girl speaking. "Um" and "like" were usewd quite a bit. It netted me an "A" and my instructor a headache. I cant find it right now, but it was pretty awesome.

How come there is no glass bottle option? I assume that if you get your penis stuck in a glass bottle, peeing would be a good was to get some reverse thrust. Or smashing the bottle. Plastic bottle would be a different story, probably have to cut it.

Who wants to see my balls?

I want GFY or STFU on my plates.

I'm thinking thats it. The taillights are too big for it to be a Silverado.

I'll check my car's nav later.

F-150 or Sierra

I invent words all the time. Usually portmanteau words created when I rush my words together.