knightfan26917

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Some early week musings...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

...others?

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"We can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'cause it's a short piece of time" ... Dierks Bentley ... 'Long Trip Alone'

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Some of those are pretty good...I like the replacement one... :yes:

I'll have to think of one...

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Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

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Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

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Suppose I were an idiot... and suppose I were a member of Congress....... but I repeat myself.

I have to say, Mark Twain is the king of these. I have a book full of his quotes.

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hehe... one I try to remember when 'initiating' or 'responding to' questions or emails at work...

Explicitness prevents flexibility.

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Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Uh, get on the Belt Parkway. That's a parkway you don't drive on. :AH-HA_wink:

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I pulled this one out back in high school in conversation:

"I don't think I know everything. I don't even know half of what I think I know."

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60% of the time, it works every time. :spin:

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Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

Thats an everyday occurense for me. Usually when I am picking which car to drive to work. That will get worse when I get the Bonneville home instead of keeping it in storage. But that will save me $50 a month. I dont mind if the Equinox sits outside.

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