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HEY! LANCE ARMSTRONG'S TESTI......

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Has anyone seen Lance Armstrong's testicles lately? :unsure:

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I lkove the cameo Lance did in Dodgeball. It's so true. Thsi guy makes most tough guys look like Pussys. His heart is like three times the size of an avarage humans. They should extract his DNA and clone a million super-soldiers from him for the US Army.

...or maybe not.

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I thought by the title that there was some info that he did test positive for performance inhancing drugs. Then.. I read the post and I was like...who cares.

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Ew, who's the stringy-haired dude with her? :blink:

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Well if you tink, take a shower, bud. :AH-HA_wink:

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I know, Chicken. Sorry. Dumb joke I guess. :)

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sheryl crow is one hot MILF. except she's not a mom. but any woman who grows a tree or operates a tower crane for me like that deserves the title of SUPERMILF.

plus, she's musical.

i bet lance is a drink of cool water for the ladies and sum of the guys as well.

why have we not got the scoop from LANCE ARMSTRONG'S TESTICLES YET?

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except she's not a mom.  but any woman who grows a tree or operates a tower crane for me like that deserves the title of SUPERMILF.

Yeah, she's a tough one all right. In fact, this came through on an interview. I have an issue with tough broads. They can be castrating and I want to keep both of my testicles.

By the way, I think she's...yes...a Hoosier (hear that, Croc)?

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