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Make your own Lincoln Game

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OK, I put these in response to the post about Lincoln changing the Zephyr name to MKz and thought it would be fun to have everyone else add their own Lincoln model name and description of the car:

OK, so I've created the new Lincoln line up:

The Mark Harris - a car with no balls

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The Mark Hamill - It's really popular when it comes out, but then after a few years no one buys it.

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The Mark Twain - It only comes in white and a lot of kids are forced to like it, but have no idea why.

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The Mark Vincent - People never buy the gasoline version, it gets popular when Lincoln indroduces the diesel version

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The Mark Wahlberg - First introduced with standard hip-hop items like chrome wheels and tacky paint jobs but doesn't become a hit for Lincoln until it is offered with a really big stick shifter.

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The Mark Ruffalo - A chick car.

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Aww man... cool. I'll have to think of something and post it tonight after woik. :)

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Marky Mark: Mid size CTS competitor with a inline-7 motor and FWD.

Yes, I know it doesn't make sense... it's not supposed ot.

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The Mark Henry: Black and ready to kick butt with a moments notice. A true Lincoln.

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[Ford Executive] Bah, that'll never sell! [/Ford Exec]

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The Mark Opolo. Lincoln's second attempt at rebadging the Explorer.

The Mark Anthony - The Official Lincoln of Jennifer Lopez OR A Lincoln fit for an ancient Roman Emperor.

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The Mark Spitz. Used to look great in a speedo. Wait, what are the rules of this game again?

Thank you for posting in this thread, Sixty8!

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The MARKus Aurelius

"It will send the Acura TLs and Lexus ES's of life into the car crushing pits."

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Ocnblu:

you're welcome...

How about Water Mark: A car that will show just how quickly the FoMoCo ship can scuttle itself.

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