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plumber

Mrs. Gifford is a sweatshop madame and the absolute queen of cheese. Kelly Ripa has a hot husband. I pick Kelly.

Now that's an Impala. I'm sure Sixty8 will love it. I know I do.

Pamela Anderson

beanie

tequila

I think he was in a Boy Band, enough of a reason to fart in his general direction.

mockingbird

commando!

Um, ok, but you offered.

Agreed, tighty whities or boxers, either way.

Regal

It sounds like a good deal to me, and it sounds like you have your heart set anyway. Go for it.

Enrique Iglesias is a beautiful man, everyone can agree to that. *swoon*

Challenger

G6 convertible at a dealership in Elkton, MD, on the way back from the beach. Looks good. It was red with tan leather.

Nos, that picture has got to be an all-time classic. I.LOVE.IT!!!

Well, I had fun. LOTS of awesome cars of every description, from Model Ts (modified and stock) to several Solstices, G6 coupes, C6s, etc., and everything in between. The weather was perfect. And I am sunburned as hell.

Looks like something a flashy homosexual would pimp in. Just hilariously grotesque.

vampire

I don't like creaky plastic. If I touch something and it creaks, I am turned off. I don't like excessively wobbly center consoles, or console doors either. For me, the interior has to fit the purpose of the vehicle. That's a reason why my Colorado interior doesn't hurt my feelings for being as plain as it is. It's a truck. I also like the Frontier interior, except for the fishnet upholstery, because it is functional-looking. I don't care if the dash is soft or hard because when I drive, I am holding the leather-wrapped steering wheel, not the dashboard. I know my hard dash will retain its shape for years. A lot of soft materials lose their shape by warping with temperature extremes.

Speaking of notchbacks... you know what's cool? Something like a '92-'93 Mustang LX 5.0 notchback. Dark green with the factory aluminum rims, no spoiler... I just love how small, low and fast they look with the factory dual exhaust showing proudly.

See, she's trying to get you to come out, Nos. No harm in that, I guess, right? Why does this smiley remind me of a jogger with no underwear? OK, that was off-topic as hell. More hot pictures, please!

The "spoiler" houses the 3rd brake light.

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