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The Physics of Santa Clause


Cory Wolfe

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Santa and his sleigh operate in the fourth dimension (also the fifth and sixth).

He actually spends about an hour at each stop, placing toys and eating cookies while enjoying a glass of milk (or the local beverage of choice). The sleigh operates similar to a "Tardis" (Doctor Who helped in the design).

All this activity takes place in less than one millionth of a second (normal time) and travel between stops is by Bergenholm warp generators.

This will be the last year for the current sleigh, as the new "NorthStar V Sleigh" will be delivered sometime in June of 2007 (spy photos will be posted in March).

So be good cause Santa Claus is comming to town.

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Santa and his sleigh operate in the fourth dimension (also the fifth and sixth).

He actually spends about an hour at each stop, placing toys and eating cookies while enjoying a glass of milk (or the local beverage of choice). The sleigh operates similar to a "Tardis" (Doctor Who helped in the design).

All this activity takes place in less than one millionth of a second (normal time) and travel between stops is by Bergenholm warp generators.

This will be the last year for the current sleigh, as the new "NorthStar V Sleigh" will be delivered sometime in June of 2007 (spy photos will be posted in March).

So be good cause Santa Claus is comming to town.

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Will it have a Caddy badge? What's the horsepower (deerpower) ratings on it?

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Oldie but a goodie. A few years before this website even existed

I remember getting an email similar to this when we were one

of the first in my neighborhood to have the internet. it was like

1993 & we had PRODIGY internet service. Cutting edge stuff. :P

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The year my parents began putting out pretzel sticks and Diet Coke instead of cookies and milk is the year I stopped believing.

edit: we just told our 7-year old last night that Santa Claus isn't for real. She started crying, then the baby started pulling on her leg and she laughed it off. She thinks we're lying to her!

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